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A popular reality' show that seems to be about a pop singer but is actually about a 69 year old man who does not live in Montana but lives in Vergina. His name is not Hannah but Garry square pants and trys to be a young girl who meets the word. idk why its called Hannah Montana
Person1: is that hobo with the white beard on the street that guys who is Hannah Montana
Person 2: yes
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Just another disney channel crack addict that believes to be the best of both worlds when actually she is imagining all of this while sitting in a dumpster doing meth and sucking Billy Ray's 2-inch dick.
Some guys walking down the street...
Steve: "Hey check that slut over there what the fuck?"
Jimmy: "Yo thats Hannah Montana"
Steve: "Poor fuck, disney might as well cancel that shitty show"
Jimmy: "Yep it sucks granny tranny ass"
Steve: "Oh well, wanna play Halo?"
Jimmy: "Sure!"
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The worst show in the history of TV. A series about a snobby teen with a terrible accent that ceaselessly kicks your ass which comes out even worse when she sings. her songs make people puke. To say the least, Hannah Montana sucks.
Hannah Montana is a fucking loser
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The single guy's substitute for a girlfriend.
Question "What are you up to tonight man"?
Response "Man, I got a date with Handa Montana and Palmalla Anderson tonight"
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Montana Deer are the fiercest of all the mythical and wild animals. They murder mankind in order to reproduce, and with their mythical powers, harness the inner energy of man and use it to turn the murdering Montana Deer into 3 Montana Deer in a process known as Budding. All 3 Deer then shit piles of Apple Jacks. Also, they are commonly known to fight the South African Bear Cub in aerial battles of epic proportion. Montana Deer are always capitalized in literature.
Fuck dude! Its a Montana Deer!
Run before it turns you into Apple Jacks!
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A sexual position where a male tapes his penis between his legs (to make it appear that he has a vagina), assumes a horse stance, and performs analingus while humming Lil Wayne lyrics.
Did you hear Drake got caught giving Rihanna a French Montana at Build-A-Bear?
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Similar to fisting; involves grabbing your sleeve and inserting it fist and all into someone else's rectum. The next step, is to deftly remove your fist, leaving the sleeve in place, thus creating the 'stovepipe' out of the long sleeve.
My mom called in sick to work because her boyfriend gave her the Montana Stovepipe, and now she hasn't shit right for a week.
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