a moose is the largetest member of the deer family so naturally it has the lagest tallywacker
you, you are a moose
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Someone of extreme ugliness or someone you do not care for. This person will usually tend to piss the shit out of you.
Why do you have to be such a moose?
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moose iS definitly the best game EVERRRRR. my friends and i have moose partys and just go to town and play moose all the time.
for instructions look at the definintion below.
thank yuou so much to whoever made the moosssseeee game.
i love ITTT.
a great song is moose it goes:
"da moose da moose he like to drink juice"
or
"da moose is swimming in the water swimming in the water where did he go where did he go he DECOMPOSED!"
MOOSE is a fantastic game
play at:
party
in town
with your close friends
(THE GAME MOOSE)
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Sex with members of staff lower than yourself, while at work
Im on a break now if u wana join me, we'll go sumwhere quiet and get down to sum serious mooseing
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someone that has an attractive head but a bad body. with a moose you hang the head on the wall and not the body.
person: hey what do you think of that chick
2nd person: ah she's a fair moose
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animalistic overwhelmingly slutty, a creature so hideous it hurts your eyes to look at. legs officially will not close due to significant partners. Typical moose traits include a somewhat bumpy area on the back of head, the head is usually tilted to the side so it doesn't miss feeding opportunities, and can hide the ashamed face of moose from other animals. Distinct sounds of arrogance. Schizophrenia, Neurotic, Insane, slut.
given the nick name moose. TAKE A HINT. A BIG FAT HAIRY ANIMAL.
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