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A person who belongs the Chuch of Jesus Christ of Ltter-day Saints. Most of the inhabitants of Utah. have a three hour church session every sunday execpt for three. They can have soda. They follow a strict diet which calls for not achaol or tabocco. they are asked NOT forced to pay 10% of all of their income to the church. they are also asked NOT told to go on a two year "mission" for the church. The church was restored not founded by Joseph Smith.
I am a mormon. And i am proud of it.
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1) A religious cult that is only a few centuries old- survives purely through having tons of children and indoctrinating them (see brainwash)
2) A person who believes in magical underwear and that if you are a white male you will become a god of your own planet
3) A group of people who hijacked Christianity in order to give some kind of legitimacy to their batshit insane religion. A con man named Joseph Smith found plates that for some reason weren't important enough to keep but everyone should just take his word on it. He also got a lot of his revelations through looking into a hat
4) A religious cult who keeps changing its doctrine to hide its racism and ridiculous beliefs
5) Generally nice people who have been systematically misinformed since birth, and as such will fight till the bitter end against any form of reason and will leave tons of boring definitions on urbandicionary, basically devaluing one of the best resources on the web.
Wow you just pulled that entire paper out of your ass! Joseph Smith himself couldn't have done it better! You Mormon spawn?
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to start, the word "mormon" is not the name of our church. it is "The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints". people use the word "mormon" because of the "Book of Mormon, Another Testament of Jesus Christ". a lot of people dont know the truth about our religon and actually are afraid to know, so they make up lies to make themselves feel better, tougher, and to feel like they´ve accomplished something through their lies. this Church is not the Church of Joseph Smith. if it was it would be called the Church of Joseph Smith. he, Joseph Smith, was a prophet called by our Heavenly Father and Jesus Christ to restore the true Church again on this earth after the great apostasy, or period of time without prophets. a prophet is a man called on earth to be the spokesperson for God for the good of His children here on earth. God restored His priesthood, or power to act and do ordinaces such as baptism in His name, through the prophet Joseph Smith. we do not worship Joseph Smith, that would be against the 1st and 2nd commandments of the ten commandments which we also believe in, which are there is only one God and not to worship idols, saints or anything else in the sky, ground and sea. we worship God, our Heavenly Father and Jesus Christ. they are seperate beings but one in purpose. the Holy Ghost is also a part of the Godhead, and he testifies of the truthfullness of the Gospel. through and only through the Holy Ghost can we know the truth of all things. if you would like to know more, talk to a member of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints, or its represenitives, the missionaries. they can answer any questions you have and help you resolve doubts and concerns. and of course, God our Heavenly Father hears and answers our prayers. feel free to pray to Him and ask what is right for you. He knows each and every one of us because we are his children. He will not, and can not lead us astray.
dont be afraid of the mormons, or the members of The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints, they dont bite. and no we dont want to just convert you. we want to help you know and understand the truths of the Gospel of Jesus Christ lost by the confusion of the world and its many religions, and help you convert yourselves through the power of the Holy Ghost.
-"if any lack wisdom, let him ask of God, who giveth to all men liberally and upbraidth not, and it shall be given him. but ask with faith..." James 1:5-6
-"by the power of the Holy Ghost, ye may know the truth of all things." Moroni 10:5
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1. the ancient redactor and complier of the Book of Mormon presented as divine revelation by Joseph Smith
2. Latter-Day Saint; especially: a memeber of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints
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NOT A CULT
the sweetest, nicest, funniest people you will ever meet.
we ARE christian and do NOT worship joseph smith,we believe everyone has a chance and that we will all return to heaven to be with heavenly father and jesus christ. we live worthy lives and some choose to go on missions to preach the word of God but we are not forced to. we are not brainwashed and our guidlines are for the better of everyone. i am very proud to be mormon and everyone thinks thats weird but i love it and i dont care what everyone thinks of me
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Extreme Conservative Moronicness
Sounds so melodic you can't hear the offensive undertone. Great to use for moron Mormons and other Normons.
Ex. His mormonicness made him feel astranged.
Ex. They spread mormonicness as if was butter on a dumb people sandwich.
People who are members of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints.
1. We are christians hence we believe in Christ.
2. we are NOT a cult, we are a religion.
3. We believe in the word of wisdom which states not to drink hot drinks (coffe) and stuff that is bad and un clean for our bodies.
4. we believe in the book of mormon which is another testament of jesus christ. Joseph smith translated it.
5. Joseph smith is a true prophet of god, and he did see God the fater and Jesus christ.
6. Most of us live in Utah.
7. Family is one of the most important things in our religion.
8. we pay tithing which is 10% of our monthly income.
9. There are missionaries out all around the world sharing our gospel.
10. i know this church is true
oh yeah, we dont hate african americans, for all the people who think we do, i dont know where you guys got that from.
WE`RE NOT A CULT
I am Mormon, and i do believe that this is the true church
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