Going Moses

Going Moses is period sex. The man's cock parts the red sea just like the great Moses.

"Yo Brad, I heard Tiffany's on her period right now. Must suck that you can't get any action."

"Thad bro, I don't care about no period. I'm going Moses the next chance I get"

Moses Knuckle

This is the opposite of Moose Knuckle in boys. Its when the men who guard the ass fort are being seperated by a thonglike structure and protrude from each side like Moses parting the sea of swimmers (testes).

Wow.. that guys grapesacks (euro-panties) are totally giving him a Moses Knuckle.

James Moses

small and annoying

James Moses is so Small

Moses' homegirl

Noun : a girl or woman from one's neighborhood, hometown, or region.
broadly : a female friend

Noun: a girl or woman who is a member of one's peer group.

Unfortunately, when used in such context as "Moses' homegirl", one may find it deceptive; rather as Moses' chamo; Popolipto

Plural: Homegirls; Chamos; Popoliptos

Eeii Chaley that's Moses' homegirl, so you know what that means.

Math Moses

A person who is completley divine in mathematics, that wont lead into complete and uncertain consequences.

Fan: Did you know that Micheal Jordan's nickname was "Black Moses"?

Fan2: If he can play basket ball as well as i can do math, i guess you can call me a Math Moses

Mr Moses

Mr Moses is a kind, warm hearted man who loves his children dearly. He is very philanthropic and will not hesitate in doing the work of God.

Dear people, Be like Mr Moses

moses nosedive

moe'zes noze'dive (n).

1.) A sweet skateboard trick, in which an individual places the skateboard on his/her chest in mid-air and parts the air with his/her hands.

2.) A proposition of sorts involving the parting of limbs to reveal an opportunity of biblical proportions.

see: cunnillingus, no hand abraham

1.) I started my vert run with a 720 Madonna, then I went straight into the Moses Nosedive.

2.) Her legs parted like the red sea, so I gave her the moses nosedive.

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