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Famous guitar distortion pedal. Sounds pretty good.
Also has a funny sounding name...
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After getting a ticket, she called the parking cop muff cabbage.
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Greatest cover band ever to think about rocking your world! Named after the world famous Toonces the driving cat skit from SNL, Toonces' Muff harnesses all the power of the driving cat's vagina!
Toonces' Muff also goes by TMuff for short.
"I'll be sure to wear 2 panties to the Toonces' Muff show tonight since the first pair is going to be soaked!"
"I sure hope Toonces' Muff will play my wedding, I really want my marriage to mean something!"
"I bet the Canaanites wouldn't have sacrificed virgins every year in order to keep the nearby lake from flooding the city if TMuff was around to rock their world."
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performing oral sex on a female
yes matt..you can perform muff dive and rescue tactics on me at your comand
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The pubic hair of a woman with a ginger complexion. Gingers are redheaded and often have a large number of freckles either on their faces or possibly all over their bodies.
Given the rarity of true gingers, a ginger muff is often considered to be a topic of great excitement for men seeking the sexual conquest of a redheaded woman.
"Man, I thought she dyed her hair red, but then I got a look downstairs and she had a ginger muff"
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A group of men whom find and seduce an unsuspecting female and repeatedly punch her vagina against her will.
Last week Janice in accounting was jumped by a gang of muff punchers.
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A male phallus that often finds itself in a females vagina
My dick is quite the muff axe, I banged three different girls last night and one this morning.
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