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muffins

A drug releasing you from the mundane, usually, when done with a mellow interior and open mind, will allow you to realize how you're being fucked every day of your life.

SEE: mushrooms, shrooms, magic mushrooms

Hey man dude, these muffins are sensational!!!

by Peterson McBee October 9, 2005

20๐Ÿ‘ 57๐Ÿ‘Ž


muffin

The one thing that pisses off cops more than being called a pig.

person "hey you pig!!"
cop "eh whatever"
person "hey muffin!!"
cop "what did you call me?!?!?" *pulls out gun*

by Dennis Kipp October 1, 2007

5๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž


muffin

a girl who's name you dont know but want to have sex with her

hey muffin... wanna hang at my crib

by Anonymous August 3, 2003

5๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž


muffin

When someone's clothing is too tight and a bulge of fat sits over the rim.

"My god Joe, that lady's muffin is big enough to feed africa"

"Tuck your muffin in Libby!"

by outlookonlife July 30, 2006

7๐Ÿ‘ 16๐Ÿ‘Ž


muffin

a male with a pathetic "bowl" hair cut, bushy hair, a big head

a woman with a bushy vagina

"Tommy got jipped with a fucking muffin"

by Sabertooth nigga December 1, 2004

6๐Ÿ‘ 14๐Ÿ‘Ž


muffin

a coming together or gathering of women and specificly their muffs

"my sister is having a sleepover tonight"
"cool, a muffin at your house"

by Johnny bad boy B February 27, 2007

4๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


muffin

a muffin is a vagina it sprouts when it get real hot and wet.

my girlfriends muffin was squirting at me letting me know its ready

by Big JUls August 22, 2004

8๐Ÿ‘ 21๐Ÿ‘Ž