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the term used to describe the way your junk looks after gold bonding
I used a lot of gold bond, got me some mummy dick
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a vagina that has not seen action for epochs and thus is crusty, cobwebby, sandy, and extremely dangerous to those fool enough to undertake an excavation. also, possibly cursed.
*can also be used in a regular pejorative manner, in addition to being merely a descriptive noun
Todd: "That Barbara Bush probably has a vicious mummy muff."
Jim: "Yeah."
Mic: "OMG, guys. Teddy left at least five shelves of hair product in the bathroom. What a mummy muff!"
Maura: "Yeah, totally."
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Really terrible dried up marijuana....so dry and brown that not only will you most likely not get high, but you will most likely get sick (if you don't get sick from smoking it, you will get sick from the sight of it). Stoners know that you go to great lengths to smoke, and will smoke almost anything, but mummy dust is just so bad and not worth it. By the time you light the blunt, the weed has already disappeared.
Guy 1- "Yo man you got any of that weed left?"
Guy 2- "Yea i got like an 1/8th of mummy dust left"
Guy 1- "Fuck that man I don't wanna get high anymore"
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wrapping one's self and one's partner in gauze bandages or toilet paper from head to toe with only the eyes and genitals exposed. And performing intercourse, mummy style.
(1) After Gina's boyfriend doused her with gasoline and landed her in the burn ward, Frank wrapped himself with toilet paper and treated her to some mummy sex.
(2)
The Rock: "Damn Rachael Weisz, you're hot"
Rachael Weisz: "Shit, we're fresh out of toilet paper. But, I really want to have mummy sex"
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Go to a graveyard and dig up a woman's corpse who is still fresh but not too fresh. Recommended freshness is around two to three months. Dig up the corpse and take its clothes off. Then proceed to blow into the vagina like you're blowing up a balloon. Blow until you see the skin start to stretch or when you can't blow in anymore. Then run and jump on the dilated stomach. This will cause all internal matter to rush out of the body through the vagina.
Did you see that story on the news about the desecrated corpse? I heard it was a running mummy.
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A little baby boy who sleeps on his mummy bed
look at my mummy boy over there on his mummy bed
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To kill an already dead person by wrapping them in toilet paper
My friend was part of a mummy sacrification because he deserved it.
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