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Session involving intoxication on one or all of the following drugs; Ecstasy Speed/Amphetamines Magic Mushrooms, LSD, Ketamine, Poppers or Cocaine, usually in combination with copious quantities of alcohol. This could take place in a house, club, or squat/ squat party
People at munt-fests commonly display symptoms of sweating, gnawing of the inside of the cheeks, gurning (often without realising it), inability to focus, barely capable/ incapable of stringing a coherent sentence together. Can also involve baying at a strobe for hours on end.
Squat parties are invariably munt-fests. So is the Slimelight club in Islington.
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The cheesy and often repetitive part of a dance song that appeals to those who are are very inebriated or munted. Usually a high-pitched noise, resembling a siren or a screeching sound.
That new LMFAO track has one hell of a munt synth!
Comes from the term Falcon Punch and munt. When someone is about to munt (vomit) they scream Falcon Munt! as loud as they can, and attempt to munt in the most impressive way they can (ie, uberprojectile).
Dude, watch this - FALCON MUNT!
Omg dude! That was awesome!
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When Suryaa is a dog cunt and gets too smashed when pissing up with the boys on a satdie night and munts in the garden bed. Thus causing him to become a munt cunt.
Oi ya fuckin gronk, Suryaa munted in the garden, what a munt cunt.
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To jump on the munt train is to get munted.
Dave: Whats doin tonight timmy?
Timmy: Im so getting on the munt train tonight.
Dave: Gonna get munted aye?
Timmy: I'm gonna be beyond munted and past cunted i'm gonna be scunted.
When your mate wrestles you so you spew in his bed for vengeance
I bashed me mate so he vengeance munted in my bed
The art of finding the ugliest looking females (or munts) on Myspace, saving the links and then trading the links off against another player, a la Top Trumps. Usually played over an instant messaging service like MSN Messenger.
The two players are given a certain amount of time (usually one hour) to find five random pictures of munts each on Myspace by any means necessary. The only rules are that it must be a different munt each time and that the picture must be full size - i.e a profile picture on a profile set to private is not enough. These links are then usually saved onto a Notepad or Wordpad document for ease of copy and pasting into an IM window later.
Once the time is up, the players go head to head with their pictures, and out of fairness, the player who starts first will show their second picture second and then their third picture first etc.
A decision is then made by the contestants after each turn, unless the players can't agree, in which case, a neutral third party gets the casting vote. Whoever has the muntiest picture for that round wins and gets one point. The rules for how munty a munt is aren't clear, but in general, odder looking munts usually prevail over ones who are clinically obese.
The first to three points wins, but the game continues until all pictures are shown for posterity.
"Dude, I totally just caned you in a Munt Contest!!"
"lol"