Infidel Musk

- The fictional scent of someone who disagrees with religion/theories/faith so much that it practically secretes from their glands.

"When he burnt down the church on the hill you could practically smell the infidel musk he was wearing"

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Butt Musk

The hot steam exuding from a person’s rectum.

Izzy left her butt musk on the toilet after sitting on it for too long.

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Musk-eteer

Anyone who blindly follows everything Elon Musk says and does and defends everything he does like a cult follower.

The musk-eteers are buying up all that finite digital currency again.

You better watch out before the musk-eteers come and get you for saying that about him.

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Musk Math

Brain-unfriendly math questions that leverage on the wealth of South African-born billionaire Elon Musk, whom mainland Chinese worship as “King of Mars” or “Rocket Man” for building flying cars and colonising the cosmos—they view Mr. Musk as a coldblooded god, compared to Jack Ma, whom they call a “performing monkey.”

Two Musk Math questions are:
a) Guesstimate how many face masks China could produce from billionaire Musk’s obscene wealth.
b) If Mr. Musk spent ten thousand dollars every day, would he have enough money left by the time he experienced his last heartbeat?

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Elon’s Musk

The scent that makes normal people become far more inventive than before being under the power of this musk.

After going to the symposium and breathing in Elon’s Musk; I started designing my personal jet pack!

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Dick Musk

That smell when a man and a woman have sex, and the dick mixes its scent with the sweet minted scent of pussy. After this occurs, dick musk results, wafting through the air as an almost herbal scent. It's a smelly smell that's worse than a fart, because that shit lingers, and is like, 'Breathe me in, bitch'.

You: Makes a funny joke
Friend: Laughs
You: Smells the dick musk on your friend's breath
You: "Yo, you been sucking on a musky dick?"

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Musk Rat

Previous one night stand.

Your best friend yells Musk Rat in order to alert you that your ex is in the building; in other words, Hide!

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