mustard hustle

Sudden diarrhea when not near a toilet. You better do the mustard hustle.

"That chinese food and cheap beer gave me the mustard hustle"
AKA diarrhea while joging

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Cumdog with mustard

me

I am the one and only Cumdog With Mustard

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Mustard Precum

That watery shit that comes out before you squirt your mustard

I just shot so much mustard precum. It's gonna ruin my weiner

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Mustard Snack

When one is performing fellatio or cunnilingus on a partner and the partner has an explosive diaherra episode.

I was so excited to finally get to eat her out and the bitch gave me a mustard snack!

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Mustard Sock

Your jerk off sock. That stiff, rigid man mustard crusted sock under the bed you pray your mum doesn’t find.

I’m so upset right now. I cleaned Johnny’s room and found a dozen mustard socks under his bed.

I always jerk with a mustard sock. Much less messy.

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chunky mustard

n. noun. Adjective.weed some good weed, not the stuff you bum off of your friends weed you smoke to achive a perfect high, delving into a Katt Williams Philosophy that once in your system nothing matters, almost always kush weed

man gone off collard greens and chunky mustard!
this is thicker then some chunky mustard

....what?

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knuckle mustard

A fluid like substance originating from the penis of a overly tall half asian male.

Yo Chris you just got knuckle mustard all over Jonny's butt pussy.

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