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my friends

dumbass white people

my friends are dumbass white people.

by Tori !! June 29, 2023


My Friends

Something i dont have

Sits in Room alone” oh wait My Friends are non-existent

by Cocoa Mustache April 7, 2022


My friend Landon

Landon has been my friend for quite a while. As we have been friends we realized we have a ton in common. He has grown on me and i think i am in love lol. I want to tell him but he is in a relationship with his childhood crush. * i thought it was me. Guess what his gf hates me. I want to tell him but she'll kill me.

My friend Landon: Sup

Me: oh hey
His gf: why do you talk to her
My friend Landon: because i can and she is my friend😎
His gf: fine

My friend Landon: bye
Me: see ya *i wanted to tell him so bad

by Unknown#29 May 26, 2022


Easy my friend

An Albanian to Canadian slang for when life or work or both are overwhelming you

"Man this fucking job is stressing me out, and my bitch is pregnant"......."Easy my friend( in Albanian Accent)..."tomorrow is another day my friend".....

by CarpetMuncher163 August 28, 2019


My best friend bobby

Bobby (a fake name for my bsf) is funny, annoying, wierd, great, and likes to complain! Yw bestie! She enjoys hanging out with her bf, complaining to me, eating fried pickles or chips and salsa, and listening to one direction

My head hurtssaid my best friend bobby

by Bobby’s bestie charles October 20, 2021


had my friend check new york

When you can’t cum so your friend eats your ass

It just wouldn’t cum so I had my friend check New York.

by Breezyred May 10, 2021