we need to talk

the 4 words u never wanna hear when u think your relationship is going well.

Girlfriend: Jason, we need to talk.
Jason: (thinking) I'm screwed.

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You Need Jesus

Phrase used to convey the idea that a person's words or actions are of questionable morality or virtue.

Dude: Man, I should SO kill that hooker right now.
Dude2: You need Jesus.

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we need to talk

1. The end of your relationship.

2. Something that could mean the end of your relationship unless you take it REALLY seriously.

3. I'm going to leave you Richter, you never have any time for me... Bitch. Didn't figure my work was paying for her fuckin- Ah. Sorry.

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Don't need no booklearnin'

Boogie woogies make this claim constantly when they are confronted about their future. They make plenty of money with their form of three r's (robbin', rapin', and riotin'.)

Tyrone addressing the school principal: "Hey moefoe! I don't like school. Don't need no booklearnin'."

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we need to talk

1) The preamble to a serious conversation.
2) The preamble to the discussion that is generally followed by the ending of a relationship. See also death.

Bernadine: Howard, we need to talk.
Howard: Oh shit.

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I Need Healing

The mating call for a rare half human half cyborg creature known as the Genji. The Genji often uses this call when he is at 199/200 health just annoying the Lucio's,Mercy's,Zentyatta's and Ana's he yells it at while not pushing the payload.

Genji:199/200 health
Genji:I need healing
Reaper:We don't even have a healer
Genji:Then switch to one
Reaper:No
Genji:Then i'll just stand here and make our team lose
Reaper:*Switches to Ana*
Ana:Lemme heal you
Genji:*Keeps moving too fast for Ana o heal him*

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we need to talk

Some womens way of saying "It's over, see ya later!" or
A way a woman can state indirectly "Honey, you're really fucked if you don't listen to me now."

2) A woman's way of pleading, "Listen to me now or else I'm walking out the door" type statement. The need of complaining when has been "patient" in there mind of not saying something that's been bothering them for so long and finally can't take it anymore.

When women say "We Need To Talk" or a -Guy- could say that even, something serious has happened to his/her mind frame and can't hold it back any longer when they've been holding back from the start.
Or in other words, A -MAJOR- sign of Lack of Good Communication Skills between the couple which has hit a bump and one partner hasn't recognized the signs of it from the beginning that -may- cost the relationship. =S

"Baby, we need to talk. There's alot on my mind I need to say..."

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