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Ocean City NJ

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probably the driest beach town you’ll ever visit, tho there’s 2 rockin liquor stores right across the bridge. you want good pancakes? we’ve got uncle bills. good ice cream? actually no fucking bomb ass ice cream?? aunt betty’s. the courts on 35th are the best place for pickup games, and to pick up some day surfers and night ballers (girls, the best time is 7-9 pm)! you tired after a long days of work getting your tan? don’t hesitate to call randazzo’s and get some of the best pizza in the city, of course aside mac and mancos. 7th street and the surf mall are the places to blow your summer money on, and you never walk out of them without a new henna or braids in your hair. OCBP never fails to make us stop and stare, and one of the biggest accomplishments is the pleasure to talk to one of these boys. family town or whatever the fuck, once you go you get attached, and if you’ve grown up here you can agree that no matter any other beach town you visit nothing beats our little home town of ocean city, and that is ocean city NJ, NOT ocean city MD!!!

Me: yo you’ve ever been to ocean city NJ??
Jack: no bro any fucking good?
Me: i suggest you getcho ass down there soon!!

by aschu January 17, 2018

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Somers Point NJ

A small town 15 min outside of Atlantic City. Where the homes are filled with mainly white people unless your in any of the 10 housing apartments in the city. The West side(Jordan road) filled with nothing but homes and white people unless your in sea aire or mistic. The East side(Dawes ave) where all ther stores are and a slightly dirtier neighborhood w nothing but older white people, minorities, fiens, some homeless and drug dealers. Where people get fucked up for thinking they tough and robbed for trynna flex and the best weed is bought

Somers Point NJ , Don’t sit anything down cause it will end up missing

by Cous October 14, 2018


Cape May, NJ

Cape May is a shore town where nothing but fun is had. The winter may suck but the summer is the best. Late nights always turn into early mornings and you know you'll always be partyin somewhere. Cape May is love at the greatest. The beach, the ocean, the sand, the hotties, the friends, the love: What more do you need?

From sunrise to sunset and its start all over again...thats Cape May, NJ

by Always Cape May December 11, 2005

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Ocean City NJ

Dry town with Liqour stores 10 seconds over the bridge. Every guy in town either plays basketball or surfs, usually both and every girl lives in bikinis and their only job is to work on their tan. The locals refuse to let home owners from pennsivalnia consider themselves part of the town and know them only as shoobies. 34th street is considered the local Ruker Park. You wont find a local that doesnt know the names Slobber bob, Battle, Disston, Harry, or the Longs. Nights in Venice is everyones favorite holiday. Local students enjoy the weekly classes on the beach when the weather is warm. Corsans Inlet by 55th st bridge is considered the prettiest spot for sunsets by the locals. The local kids dont care about anything but drinking, smokin weed, and relaxing. The kids here start playin beer pong when their 10 years old

Ocean City = Americas Greatest Family Resort
OC = Life
Ocean City NJ is the best place in the summer.

by OC4Life October 6, 2006

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fair lawn, nj

Town of about 30 something,000 people. Prodominately Russian and Italian. Lots of good looking young girls roam the streets. Could use more of a nightlife and shopping centers. Borders Paterson. Is about 15 minutes from NYC and is within 5-10 minutes of the Garden State Plaza and a few other malls. Local highways are Rt. 20, 46, 80, 17, 4, 208, Garden State Parkway exits 156-161. Home to Giovanni's Deli.

I was in Fair Lawn, NJ and ended up in Paterson.

by Mike Fasciano July 28, 2007

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Point Pleasant, NJ

A small town on the New Jersey shore, popular vacation spot for North Jersey tourists. Also referred to as "Point" by surrounding towns' citizens. Split in two by a canal: there's Point Pleasant Beach and Point Pleasant Boro. "Point Beach" is technically an island, since the canal cut off its connection to the mainland. This side of town boasts the beach, Jenkinson's Boardwalk, a train station, a "classic" downtown area, and some very nice houses. "Boro", as it is locally referred to, features a highway, multiple mini-malls, and the lower income families of Point Pleasant. Also adjacent to Bricktown. Point Pleasant is famous for its winter rental culture, where locals live cheaply in summer bungalows until the actual summer, when quick money is made off of tourists and is stored up to live on throughout the winter. Also known for locals never leaving the town; a rather widespread and endemic underground drug scene; roughneck fishermen; and a large population of artistic people, both musically and visually, who eventually leave the town for California or "The City". Considered the "clean" version of Seaside Heights. Longstanding rivalries in the high schools with neighboring Manasquan. Also known for its high density of 7-11's - five in one town!
The town and its citizens were briefly embarassed by being associated with a failed television show of the same name in 2004.

"Point Pleasant? More like Point Unpleasant! Ha ha! Oh man, I wish I didn't live here."

by Mike08 June 28, 2005

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Somers Point NJ

A town in New Jersey where you can go to get your ass kicked if you think your tough. you can find no better weed then from here. you cant beat us so better just join us. Fuck the police.

Damn I don't wanna go to Somers Point NJ, there tough!

by Mister Skillz November 21, 2011

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