crica tu madre

1. Puerto Rican for "Your mom's cooch".
2. An expression of frustration or anger, like "me cago en diez".

1. You: Sabes que yo quiero?
Friend: Que?
You: La crica tu madre!
2. I scream "la crica tu madre" when I'm frustrated in traffic.

et tu fruit

a FRUIT that cheats you, because it is inhabited by worms/insects

''god ,i feel hungry. lets have some FRUIT''

cut the fruit open with a knife to find WORMS & INSECTS inside....
''ohh god,,,et tu fruit???''

Chinga tu madre!

a MEXICAN way of saying 'Fuck you mom'
not offensive to anyone else, but a Mexican.

Mexican: Chinga tu madre!
Spanish speaker who is not from mexico: que?

chinga tu madre

In most part of Texas chinga tu madre means "fuckyou"

I dont like you bitch. Well then chinga tu madre I don't like you either puta.

Ya tu sabez

Misspelling of "Ya Tu Sabes," or "You already know" in Spanish. Adding the -z ending makes it cooler.

Freddie: Ya Tu Sabes!
Mike:...
Jake: Ya Tu Sabez!
Mike: Right on, dude!

Caca tu puta

“You’re a fucking shit” But fr that’s what is means

Caca tu puta can be used with ppl u hate or ppl or to ppl who don’t know Spanish

Tus muertos jesucristianos

Cuando te cagas mucho en alguien que te gustaría partirle el cráneo

Tu madre: Te he apuntando al fútbol

Tu: Tus muertos jesucristianos