Ain't nobody got time for dat!

Not having the required amount of fucks or time to complete or sit through a task that requires too much effort and is usually a waste of time. It derived from Sweet Brown's interview on her experience with a house fire that went viral on the internet in 2012.

Patrice: Did you see the video man who drew at 1000+ page picture flip-book of the ENTIRE sponge bob episode??

Murphy: yeah...ain't nobody got time for dat!

OR

Patrice: 5 minute commercial to watch a youtube video??? Ain't nobody got time for dat!

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Don’t nobody want no used cookies

Don’t nobody want used bitch

John :I fw yo ex bro
Anoni:bitch don’t nobody want no used cookies

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nobody ever pays me in gum

something said when a person feels left out of a situation; when a bunch of other people get something and one person is left out; refers to trident layers commercial

John- hey Jill you look awesome today

Jill- Hey Jack you look pretty good yourself

Bob- Nobody ever pays me in gum!

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a little party never killed nobody

a banging choon with a great message!!! 10/10 would recommend

random lady: help! how do i turn off a little party never killed nobody? ahh!!

you: you can’t :)
you: *dances*
everyone: *dances*

Why does nobody love me

No Love

Josh: Why does nobody love me
Google: Wait, what am I supposed to say

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nobody knows shit about fuck

Essentially means noone knows what's going to happen.
Derived from a quote from the Netflix series Ozark
It has become widely used in the cryptocurrency sphere as a phrase to remind people you can't know if the market will go up or down.

Redditor 1: Did you guys buy the dip? I bought LRC and CRO
Redditor 2: This is not a dip, this is the beginning of bear market
Redditor 3: Nobody knows shit about fuck.

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nobody cares go away

Literally what the top says.
A "Less Offensive Insult".

Man1: Heya dude, wanna check out my new pencil?
Man2: nobody cares go away

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