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Slut napkin

A slut napkin is the towelette that a slut uses to wipe her face off after a man has cum all over her face.

Also a provocative insult used to humiliate.

Yo slut napkin get on your knees and sick my dick. slut napkin cum whore dick humiliate fuck bitch pussy towel cock cunt

by Trippintits January 7, 2016

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Ass napkin

A term usually used to describe a manager of a lending institution who looks like a white monkey, smiles with a grill that looks like it's been pounded in by a bag of melted nickles, and is dumber than a brain dead retard. Can be used interchangeably with the term "ass clown"

My manager Greg is such an ass napkin

by Assnap15 January 9, 2014

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Twat Napkin

A used pad and/ or tampon. Or a bloody pad/tampon.

Shut up and quit acting like a Twat Napkin", or "I'm so hungover I feel like a Twat Napkin

by kajmagician August 4, 2011

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Paper Napkin

A white boy.

Hey Keisha, this bar is off the hook. Hella paper napkins be up in this motherfucker.

by simiangang December 28, 2010

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Quinny napkin

-noun
1. A sanitary napkin used on the female reproductive organs.
2. A person, usually male, paid to lick ejaculate off of a females reproductive organs in a non-sexual manner.

-adjective
1. a man who likes the taste of his own semen.
2. a wet blanket.

1. My quinny napkins smell like hamburger helper!

2. I only had to pay $25 to have a quinny napkin clean me off after our honeymoon.

3. Josh is a total quinny napkin, I walked in on him while he was cumming in his own mouth.

4. Don't be such a quinny napkin! Drinking and driving is totally safe!

by Happy Sheepy March 23, 2011

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napkin boy

See Fredrik for further information.

by Anonymous March 28, 2003

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Napkin Snatcher

(1) Being a conniving evil b*tch with no regard for others

(2) The physical act of stealing napkins

Charlotte stole all of Janet's pads and tampons causing her to bleed onto the shorts she was wearing allowing everyone to see. Therefore, Janet was humiliated; this makes Charlotte a napkin snatcher.

by Anka704 August 28, 2010

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