May 1st also known as National sucking dick day!
Hey did you hear what today is? It’s national sucking dick day.
Today you HAVE to send your bro a dick pic and they have to send back.
Yo, its National Dick Day Bro we gotta whip it out
National dick grab day Is a day when a girl can come grab your dick whenever they want. So boys be prepared!
Random girl: Aha i just grabbed your dick because its “National dick grab day“.
Random boy: omg you got me there aha.
"hey it's September 9th its national post your dick day"
You have to whip out your dick any time someone asks you to on October 8th
Ay yo whip it out, it's national see my dick day
October the 21 is the national suck a dick day, this means that om this day every girl has to suck a dick
On 21 oktober it is the national suck a dick day, you must suck atleast one dick
Suck my dick bitch. If u don't you are racist!
Woman: "Hey it's national suck a dick day and I'm not racist so take your pants off!"
Man: "OK bitch!"