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when your head feels fuzzy and soft due to a head cold
This cold is brutal; I have nerf ball head.
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Mr. Dec's sword used in Halo 2 that is unable to kill anyone.
Further see other nerf weapons he has used.
"Damnit i just hit you with my sword! WTF its a fucking nerf sword it cant kill shit and my friggin nerf greands dont do anything!"
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nerf hur·dlin' turd bur·glar
(nûrf hûrdlin tûrd ˈbərglər/)
noun
One who hurdles nerfs and burgles all available turds.
Ex. "OMG, give that back you little nerf hurdlin turd burglar!!!"
The pretentious "Big-tech" dorks of Silicon Valley known for annoying otherwise-productive & tech-savvy people, helping to destroy the first amendment with censorship, and growing a technocracy to replace not only themselves, but pretty much most of humanity.
While Mark Zuckerberg, Jack Dorsey, and the likes have always been fodder for critics of upstanding human behavior, 2020 really showed how powerful the Nerf Gun Mafia has become, and how dangerous it is to America as well as the rest of the world.
More into detail what nerf gun waterfalls is: You know how water squirts out of water guns? Well now the hole were the water squirts out is your butthole except now shooting out powerful diarrhea.
“ dude fuck, I just had some nerf gun
waterfalls in my grandmas toilet! It’s so messy and smelly AF! Bro my grandma is gonna die like twenty years earlier because of this smelly ass!”
When You And Your Boys Ejaculate In A Couple Of Nerf Water-Guns And You Guys Spray Each Of Your Girlfriends And You All Take Care Of The Baby
So All Of Y’all Is The Baby’s Daddy?
Yeah Well It’s Nerf Or Nothing
when you play nerf wars but instead of guns you use your cock and cum on your enemies
i went to a playground and asked if they wanted to play nerf cum war i was arrested