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A child that was conceived under the pretext of Netflix and Chill.
My son is a Netflix Baby.
You don't make Netflix Babies if you Netflix and Jill.
What you yell out loud when you have wasted yet another 8 hours of your day (usually saturdays or sundays) that you meant to do homework, study, get ahead in work, or exercise and instead watched 8-16 goddam episodes of some show that Netflix makes really easy to binge watch.
*wakes up in the morning* Awesome! I'm going to get a head start on my homework and go on a five mile run so I can be in shape for lacrosse season.
Eight hours later.
DAMMIT NETFLIX! At least I know why everyone is talking about Breaking Bad though...
When you're watching netflix for too long and Netflix silently judges you by asking if you want to continue watching.
"Dude, I was watching Netflix for like 18hours yesturday and the Netflix Judgment was intense."
Stretchy non-sexy pants, usually purchased from Walmart or Amazon, to be worn at home to watch or binge Netflix. Your kids and the schlub you married will see you in said pants. Note these same pants also work for Hulu and HBO.
Guy: hey babe. Let’s watch Ozark.
Gal: hold on ya schlub let me put on my Netflix pants and get some snacks. I’ll meet you on the couch
When you are watching netflix with your pet fish!
friend: what are you doing
man: Netflix And NeMo
being raped by bill clinton
Monica Lewinsky got some netflix and bill in the oval office.
The opposite of Netflix and Chill
It means that you go sit in front of the TV and cry from the crippling loneliness while Netflix is playing in the background. Presumably in fetal position.
"Yeah I just Netflix and Alone yesterday..."
"Damn man how you feeling?"
"Six feet under."
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