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being raped by bill clinton
Monica Lewinsky got some netflix and bill in the oval office.
When you are watching netflix with your pet fish!
friend: what are you doing
man: Netflix And NeMo
Similar to Tennis Elbow, Netflix Elbow occures when you're holding your phone up for a long period of time to watch Netflix and your arm and elbow start to hurt and ache but you pull through it like a champ because the episode you're watching ends very dramatically so you just have to watch another one. The next day comes and your arm is in pain because you watched 20+ hours of Netflix but you don't care because those several next episodes were totally worth the pain. There is no way to cure Netflix Elbow except by decreasing your chances of getting it by not watching Netflix but who the hell wants to do that.
Netflix Elbow
the state of having viewed all available episodes of any television series offered by a media streaming service, i.e. Netflix, Hulu, et al, particularly when awaiting the availability of the most recent or final season of that series.
Hey, hey, hey! No spoilers about last night's episode of Breaking Bad... I'm only Netflix-current and haven't seen any of this season yet!
What you yell out loud when you have wasted yet another 8 hours of your day (usually saturdays or sundays) that you meant to do homework, study, get ahead in work, or exercise and instead watched 8-16 goddam episodes of some show that Netflix makes really easy to binge watch.
*wakes up in the morning* Awesome! I'm going to get a head start on my homework and go on a five mile run so I can be in shape for lacrosse season.
Eight hours later.
DAMMIT NETFLIX! At least I know why everyone is talking about Breaking Bad though...
Amendment of the “chill” part—ideal for anyone not willing to go past second base in the dating world.
Are you two gonna hook up?
Nah, probably just Netflix and tits. She’s not DTF yet.
The opposite of Netflix and Chill
It means that you go sit in front of the TV and cry from the crippling loneliness while Netflix is playing in the background. Presumably in fetal position.
"Yeah I just Netflix and Alone yesterday..."
"Damn man how you feeling?"
"Six feet under."
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