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Neutral Gain

When texting your crush, you only hit the middle texting option until it makes a full sentence or when you decide to stop, and send it to them.

I just tried Neutral Gain, it says “that you have got to me beat the world and it was all good bruh.” And she said “Do you want me to wack you off?”

by Notgninneb Retsehc September 17, 2020


neutral face emoji

john

john is the embodiment of the neutral face emoji

by yeahdontlookatme April 25, 2021


gender neutral offspring

a fucking piece of idiot shit mc crapping butt

john you are a gender neutral offspring

by 123ilikecheesetigers October 23, 2023

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Net Neutrality

I'm sorry but you'll have to pay for—

Bob: Ugh, Net Neutrality won't let me watch my hentai without paying.

by yOdAdAbEscared November 12, 2018


Neutral Evil

A neutral evil character never feels compelled to keep his word. He will attack and kill an unarmed foe (those are the best kind). He will harm and may possibly kill an innocent. He will use torture to extract information and for pleasure. He may kill for pleasure. A neutral evil character will use poison. He will not help those in need without a reward and he works well alone or in a group. He responds well to higher authority until that authority attempts to use the law to hamper his ability to pursue his own agenda. He will follow the law unless breaking it is in his best interest and he's reasonably sure that he will not be caught. He may betray a family member, comrade, or friend if it is convenient to do so and it advances his agenda. Neutral evil characters are indifferent to the concepts of self-discipline and honor, finding them useful only if they can be used to advance their own interests or gain power over others. (5)

This is the best alignment. Always taking and never giving. Neutral Evil

by Death Menace October 1, 2022


Tempra-Neutral

When the outside temperature and the inside temperature are the same

Look, it's 68 degrees inside and outside. That's Tempra-Neutral

by Studiolion March 17, 2022


Neutral Stupid

A character in Dungeons & Dragons of the "True Neutral" alignment, played poorly due to a fundamental misunderstanding of what "True Neutral" means.
A Neutral Stupid character is borderline obsessed with maintaining the "balance of the world" and will unpredictably switch sides if they believe that the "good guys" are too strong, sometimes in the middle of combat.

(See also: Lawful Stupid, Chaotic Stupid)

Ranger: "I shoot the orc in the middle with my bow, dealing 16 piercing damage."

Neutral Stupid Druid: "Oh, uh, I heal the orc!"

Ranger: "You WHAT?"

NSD: "My character believes that you guys are killing the orcs too quickly."

DM: "There's literally three orcs on you right now, buddy."

by JustSparky November 26, 2022