A small little country in Oceania, its filled with sheep, barefoot people, extreme sports, and barely any black people. Their natives (Maoris) are pretty cool, they got these cool spears, hats, and totem thingy's. They are also obsessed with their neighbour, Australia.
Unfortunately, people always forget to put New Zealand in the world map, dunno why.
Also why did someone in Australia try to sell this country on eBay, no sense at all.
And if you didn't know, Old Zealand is a state in the Netherlands
Guy1: Hey theres this place called New Zealand, wanna go there
Guy2: ya its cool
Something from or originating from New Zealand, The most cooked people on earth (in a good way)
That New Zealandic person is fucking hilarious
New Zealandic party
A vehicle(especially a jeep) that is slammed on the front end and lifted on the back end
Chris: Jace, did you really get a New Zealand Nosedive?
Jase: Yes.
Chris: It looks gay as fuck.
When two people are doing a sex and the person on top breaks into a full-on Haka
I met my tinder date at a rugby match and she took me back to her place later for a little fun and a New Zealand Blanket. Talk about dinner and a show.
The national greeting in New Zealand that begins with beating your wife and ends with jacking off to Troon porn.
I give my wife a New Zealand Welcome every time dinner is late.
A New Zealand Mud Slide is the act of defecating on a prostitute's chest and then proceeding to sit it in and sliding down her chest so your feces smear over her chest like the mud on a set of mountains.
"Yo! Did you hear Kevin gave the Jefferson Street hooker a New Zealand Mud Slide?"
"Dude! No way! That's awesome! Did he take pics?"