Fruit Dick

The act of wrapping a fruit roll up around your dick before getting head as a cheap alternative to flavored condoms, then after the blow job, hold your penis wrapped in fruit roll-up against her cheek, leaving a tatoo from the Fruit roll up on her cheek.

Ex. Johnny:Dude, I fruit dicked the fuck outta Wendy the other day bro!
Abel:What was the image?
Johnny:Just Shaggy from scooby doo.
Abel: I really wanna try that dude.
Johnny: U should. Its a great experience.

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fruit nugget

An endearing term for a person with or whom displays minor homosexual tendancies.

Josh was such a fruit nugget when he looked at my crotch.

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Juicy Fruit

Good wet pussy, plain and simple. Pussy is not always juicy, but pussy is always the fruit of the earth. Pussy created everyone walking this planet. We are the seeds of man ang the fruit of the woman. If a female has juicy fruit, then she is above average wet when stimulated for sexual intercourse. Juicy fruit is the leading cause of bed nut stains, not the male ejaculation.

Omg baby you got that juicy fruit! It felt so good earlier, come on just let me slide back inside you before it gets too late.

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Fruit Wombat

A naked gay fire flaming circus midget with a chode that is known for performing a gaggle of blumpkin's.

Brock DeLaCOCK has an unusual hobby of juggling Fruit Wombat's. :P

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stewd fruit

Referring to someone who is really high or drunk.

We had to take Riley home early last might, he was really stewd fruit.

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Flaming Fruit

Definition 1: A very gay person.

Definition 2: A fruit that is on fire.

Example for 1:"Gawd you're such a flaming fruit"
Example for 2:"OMG! John look out! There's a flaming fruit flying twords your head!"

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Blox Fruits

A Rated-G wannabe one piece Casino "game" which gives you a constant dopamine rush with "Progress" in "game" to get you to invest more money in the "game", if you dont spend money? have fun grinding lol

"I started playing blox fruits yesterday, its super fun!"
1 week later
"Ugh so much grind, im going to just buy one gamepass"
1 month later
"Its fine, I can go buy some in game currency or a few more gamepasses, not too much."
4 months later
"Ugh, I exhausted my savings, now I have to go touch grass and go WORK. So annoying."

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