fuck you siri

what you say to your iphone

you: nearest mcbdonalds
siri: donald duck is a charater from a childrens television show
you: fuck you siri

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Fuck You Muthafuckaaaaaaaaaa

A phrase used in the Hangover by a Homosexual Asian man

You gave us the wrong Doug this Doug is Black
Fuck You Muthafuckaaaaaaaaaa

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fuck you kitty

When your cat does anything other than what you want it to.

you: "here, kitty, kitty."

your cat: (ignores you and starts licking it's ass)

you:"fuck you kitty"

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fuck you mean

A shortened form of "What the fuck do you mean?", largely used when the person using the phrase takes a comment in a negative way.

"I'm just sayin' man, yo momma good in bed."
"Fuck you mean, man?"

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hey fuck you!

a quick and easy exit to a losing argument. this comeback is the last resort and used only out of desperation when there is absolutely no way one can win the battle, therefore the retort "hey fuck you!" not only insults the opposition, but it closes the argument and seals the win

Jim: you dumb piece of shit, are you really that fuckin' stupid or what? Kyle: hey fuck you!

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fuck you money

An very large amount of money, which would enable an individual to do pretty much whatever the fuck he or she wants. Fuck you money is not a fixed amount, but is just much more then anyone could realistically put to good use.

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Fuck you gumby

The response to any frustration in life. Gumby can be blamed for anything, and everything. The ultimate response.

*Gets an F on finals*
Guy: FUCK YOU GUMBY

Wife: I'm leaving you.
Husband: Ahhh FUCK YOU GUMBY

*Gets owned in Call of Duty*
Player: FUCK YOU GUMBY

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