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A dress code allowing poor people to dress like they own a yacht, which includes loafers with no socks, chino shorts, polo shirts (must be tucked in). Proper wankers can take this a step further by adding a pinstripe boater jacket and straw trilby.
Person 1: Why are you dressed like a dick?
Person 2: 'Cos I'm going to a summer chic soiree!
The best days of your life.
If you had the choice, yeah, you would always wanna be there.
Ahh...fifth grade...That was my summer of '69.
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A summer that all the old people from the amazing world of gumball seem to remember but no one seems to care about
Old person: why, I haven't heard that name since the summer of 83
Gumball: NO ONE CARES ABOUT THE SUMMER OF 83!!!!
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a casual almost dating kind of relationship. happens in the warm months of may-september when school is out! usually happens within summer workplaces where students hookup with each other all summer before going back to school in the fall. similar to friends with benefits, except these usually only last a couple of months before they come to an end due to the couple splitting off back to reality.
“omg did you and danny hook up all summer? where is he now?”
“he’s at college now. but he said he’ll come back to work again next summer. what a summer fling that was!”
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Summer reading is when your teachers at your school assign a shitty book to read, that will last the whole summer. And half the kids ever bother to read, because they are bussy getting drunk or jacking off, except the nerdy kids. And by time the kids get back to school, there is always a essay or test about the book. And the honors classes had it worst! They must complete a whole project! (I can't!).
Teacher: your summer reading assignment is to read every single page of Paper Towns.
Student: *reads one chapter* this book is butt ass!
(New semester)
Teacher: pop test on the book you should have read. Will cout as 50% as your final grade.
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Summer of 2018 with a smell of treason in the air.
VP Mikey Pence's self-loathing, ideology and phony christianity have guaranteed we're gonna have a Pencey Summer—when the Russia scandal comes crashing down upon the entire Trump cabinet.
The diva of all divas. Without Donna Summer, there would not be a Madonna, Whitney Houston or Janet Jackson. She paved the way for all the future divas. Blessed with one of the most powerful voices and record sales in excess of 130 million, Donna Summer is a living legend.
You look HOT, almost as as HOT STUFF as Donna Summer.
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