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A tan where the tan lines are obviously caused by wearing normal clothes outside in the sun for long periods of time, instead of wearing swimwear or more suitable clothes for tanning.
Dude, your chest is so pale compared to your arms. And why are your knees so red? Get rid of that farmer's tan before you come to the beach again, it looks ridiculous!
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A stoner who falls asleep (due to inhaling mass amounts of the chemical substance "THC") in the sun, sometimes obtains a sun burn. This burn is called a Stoners Tan. Stoners Tan's are easily identifiable by the uneveness of the tan, often only covering one side of the stoners face.
Haha~ Tyler's a fucking idiot getting stoned and passing out in his backyard. He's reppin' the stoner tan to the fullest!
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A tanning of the skin appearing on the neck, arms and legs of an avid cyclist. Similar to a farmers tan with some distinguishing features, caused by wearing tight fitting clothing and other cycling accessories while out riding in the sun for extended periods of time.
Tan lines on the upper arm and wrist are caused by short sleeve jersey and gloves. The body hugging Lycra shorts of roadies and XC jey boys helps to give a distinguished tan line on the lower thigh. Helmet straps and sunglasses can cause white patches on the face and jaw.
Check out that dudes cycling tan, has he been in training for the tour?
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The red look the skin takes on after years of hard drinking, somewhat resembling a tan.
Guy #1 "Did you see that old guy's face?"
Guy #2 "Yeah, he had a total beer tan."
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Lab-Tan, the opposite of sun-kissed. One acquires a lab tan when one deprives themselves of sunlight of the natural or manufactured kind. Fluorescent lighting is key, as are long nocturnal hours of working.
A common accessory to the lab tan is the 5 day growth beard, and the dark under eye circles that comes from being too cracked out on awful drip pot coffee and snack cakes to sleep normal hours.
2:One may also have a lab tan if they play far too many videogames of the MMORPG variety like World of Warcraft: These people start to look like Sean Patrick Flanery in the Movie "Powder," the longer these kids or grown men stay in their mother's basement, or the higher their level is in WoW, the higher grade of lab tan.
Molly Mayhem: "Hey man, I heard you stayed all night at the lab"
Doctor Samuel: "Yeah you know...just workin on my lab-tan. Chicks dig it--
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All powerful King of Men and overlord of all existance.
We had a Barbaque in Hoo Tan's honor, then watched "King of the Hill"
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English scum which first came to Ireland in March 1920 was established to target the Irish Republican Army (IRA). Dating back from when the English came over to Ireland to rule. The soldiers they sent wore a mixture of uniforms – some military, some RIC. This mixture gave them the appearance of being in khaki and dark police uniform. As a result, these men got the nickname "Black and Tans", and it stuck. They went round Ireland to enforce English Rule, became notorious through its numerous attacks on the Irish civilian population, forbidding people to speak their native language Gaeilge and beating and battering those who opposed English law. For the Black and Tans, their primary task was to make Ireland "hell for the rebels to live in". Over 8000 Black and Tans went to Ireland and while they found it difficult to cope with men who used classic guerrilla tactics against them, those who lived in areas where the Black and Tans were based, paid the price.
What did the Black and Tans achieve? They served no purpose for the British government as they simply failed to stop what the IRA was doing. However, they did succeed in getting the republican cause a great deal of civilian support simply because of their acts – people may not have joined the IRA, but they were supporters of it and gave what financial help they could to the movement. The Black and Tans were pulled out of Ireland in ignominy.
The attitude of the Black and Tans is best summed up by one of their divisional commanders:
"If a police barracks is burned or if the barracks already occupied is not suitable, then the best house in the locality is to be commandeered, the occupants thrown into the gutter. Let them die there – the more the merrier.
Should the order ("Hands Up") not be immediately obeyed, shoot and shoot with effect. If the persons approaching (a patrol) carry their hands in their pockets, or are in any way suspicious-looking, shoot them down. You may make mistakes occasionally and innocent persons may be shot, but that cannot be helped, and you are bound to get the right parties some time. The more you shoot, the better I will like you, and I assure you no policeman will get into trouble for shooting any man."
Lt. Col. Smyth, June 1920
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