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Dutch wife can refer to a sleeping contraption or a human-sized pillow or even a sex doll. Similar terms: bamboo wife, Chikufujin, Dakimakura.
The origin of the English term "Dutch wife" is thought to be from the Dutch colony of Indonesia where Dutch traders would spend long periods away from their wives.
My Dutch wife is much softer than yours.
the act of farting in a closet when someone is in it and then locking the door
my little brother was on the phone in the closet so i gave him a dutch pantry he didnt appreciate it
A person who is not paying attention during a game of cards preventing the game to proceed.
Who's turn is it? ahhhrg, Jon off course is pulling a Dutch Roadblock! He will owe us all a Dutch Rudder if this keeps on happening.
When you fart in the shower while your significant other occupies the shower at the same time as you. It is best when you have a shower with a door rather than a curtain.
Dude I totally pulled a dutch sauna on sharon last night
The practice of using lemon-flavored cough drops as suppositories.
The earnest young comedian and the chick from the CDC made Dutch lemonade all night. It wasn't too smelly, thanks to the menthol.
When a man puts his arm around a woman's arm and begins to Jack himself Off while the women fingers herself. its helps by keeping both on beat. Can also Become a Triplet if its 2 Girls and a guy in the middle.
Jon: Hey man last night i had a Duet
Bill: Really?!
Jon: but not just any kind
Bill: what kind is it?
Jon: A Dutch Duet!!!
Bill: No Way!!! can i try
Jon: if i do it with you than it will be a Quearet.
Bill: Awww!
Jon: you Homo
The phrase "going Dutch" probably originates from Dutch etiquette. In the Netherlands, it is not unusual to pay separately when dating. The Dutch were already internationally known as scrooges, and English rivalry with The Netherlands especially during the period of the Anglo-Dutch Wars gave rise to several phrases including Dutch that promote certain negative stereotypes. Examples include Dutch courage, Dutch uncle and Dutch wife. The particular stereotype associated with this usage is the idea of Dutch people as ungregarious and selfish.
In Spain, "going Dutch" is attributed to Catalans, due to a stereotype that they are greedy. A stereotypical non-Catalan Spaniard would compete to invite the group.
In Italy, the expression pagare alla romana can be translated as: "To pay like people of Rome" or "to pay like they do in Rome". It has the same meaning as "going Dutch".
Curiously, in South American countries exist the Spanish phrase pagar a la americana (literally "To pay American style") which refers to a treat attributed to North Americans or Canadians.
Last night I had no money, but fortunately we didn't go Dutch and my friend treated me.