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When a person farts in a revolving door.
Damn, that chick in the Ugg boots dropped a wicked Dutch Twister at Barnes and Noble.
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Dutch wife can refer to a sleeping contraption or a human-sized pillow or even a sex doll. Similar terms: bamboo wife, Chikufujin, Dakimakura.
The origin of the English term "Dutch wife" is thought to be from the Dutch colony of Indonesia where Dutch traders would spend long periods away from their wives.
My Dutch wife is much softer than yours.
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the act of farting in a closet when someone is in it and then locking the door
my little brother was on the phone in the closet so i gave him a dutch pantry he didnt appreciate it
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A person who is not paying attention during a game of cards preventing the game to proceed.
Who's turn is it? ahhhrg, Jon off course is pulling a Dutch Roadblock! He will owe us all a Dutch Rudder if this keeps on happening.
When you fart in the shower while your significant other occupies the shower at the same time as you. It is best when you have a shower with a door rather than a curtain.
Dude I totally pulled a dutch sauna on sharon last night
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The practice of using lemon-flavored cough drops as suppositories.
The earnest young comedian and the chick from the CDC made Dutch lemonade all night. It wasn't too smelly, thanks to the menthol.
When a man puts his arm around a woman's arm and begins to Jack himself Off while the women fingers herself. its helps by keeping both on beat. Can also Become a Triplet if its 2 Girls and a guy in the middle.
Jon: Hey man last night i had a Duet
Bill: Really?!
Jon: but not just any kind
Bill: what kind is it?
Jon: A Dutch Duet!!!
Bill: No Way!!! can i try
Jon: if i do it with you than it will be a Quearet.
Bill: Awww!
Jon: you Homo