Rude, somewhat misogynist term for birthday. As if a vagina is a nasty place from which one must escape.
On this date in history, you emerged from your mother, so Happy Vaginal Escape Day!
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A man, or woman, who is notorious for escaping relationships even when it would be more socially acceptable to stay together.
"David got Mia pregnant, but then six days later said he was joining the army, but then moved in with some girl in a diffrent state. He's such an amazing emotional escape artist."
"Monica broke up John after he started rehab. That's even more crazy cause the day before he lost his job and moved in with her. What an emotional escape artist, to just ditch him when he needs help."
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The Great Escape (server)
kicks with no warning or good reason! They kick if you're too good, call out cheaters, pr expose their bias! Ruining the purity of the game, I'm sure the founders would "Blow their nose in their general direction!"
The Great Escape (server) really isn't!
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Quickly leaving to go home after being unable to hold ones penis due to being at a public function, Party or Bar and realising that after consuming just one more drink it would mean no holding and massaging of said penis later in the evening when one would have returned to there private residence... In some cases the escape plan is hatched after only two beers...
Mr Mitchell had to leave the bar after only two pints due to fear of suffering from limp dick. On his way home he was glad his quick thinking and disciplined alcohol consumption had allowed a limp dick escape
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Escape From Tarkov is a garbage unrealistic fps game that will leave you shitting bricks because of the excessive occurrence of big men loaded with a shit ton of armor and guns such as a slick, exfil, or altyn.
Van Halen: Hey want to play Escape From Tarkov?
Jimi Hendrix: Nah, I don't feel like getting my legs demolished by a ks23m!
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When you barely get away from getting your ass kicked by a homeless person.
Duder 1: "Hey broke ass! What you gonna do? Nice ratty ass wife beater. Go beg for change son!"
Duder 2: "Holy shit dude he's coming right for you. We can't get away dude, I'm pumping gas."
Homeless Dude: "What the fuck did you say man? I'll kick your ass."
Duder 1: "Me? Nothing man. I'd never talk shit to you. I didn't say anything dude."
Duder 2: "Holy shit that homeless guy was ripped. He would have beat the shit out of you. Nice homeless beat down escape though."
Duder 1: "Fuck dude why did you stop for gas? I almost died. And you would have just laughed you dickety!"
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When one utilises the battle tactics and escapology of the Master Chief from the Halo series.
This can be adapted to many games and involves the player shooting anyone who gets in his way, whilst running like a bitch to get somewhere safe, or to an evac. point.
This technique can also be used in conjunction with Master Chiefing It
Thought I'd try shooting my way out, mix things up a little.
How did you get to the chopper, Billy?
I used a Master Chief Escape Plan.
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