Gen Queens Robocop Eyebrows

A full proof way of testing a mate’s story is true, with consequences. Means –

Gen: It’s genially true
Queens: Swears upon the queens life the story is true
Robocop: The first of the consequences, if the story is false give them the Robocop haircut
Eyebrows: If story turns out to be a lie off with the eyebrows

Bloke 1: “mate the other night I picked up this fine chick and went all night long!!”
Bloke 2: “gen queens robocop eyebrows?”
Bloke 1 has choice to make If says: “gen queens robocop eyebrows” and is found out lying, its time for a hair cut from bloke 2.
Or Bloke 1: “nah, she was a medium-fat and I lasted 10 secs…..”

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Eyebrow Slit

When a girl signs themselves over to the African American Community for only their d*ck. You better be a gangster white boy to even come close to fucking a girl with a slit in her eyebrow.

You to your white friend: She’s got an eyebrow slit... don’t even try bro. Leave her to Tyrone

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Right side eyebrow piercing

White supremist, racist, anti-black.

Yo you got a right side eyebrow piercing? I guess you hate black people.

i will kick you in the eyebrow

a sentence used when you want to threaten someone but also want to get a few laughs out of the surrounding people.

Sean: *says annoying shit*

Mark: "I will kick you in the eyebrow if you don't shut up!!"

Surrounding People: *laughing*

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Long eyebrow boi

Master Bing Bong Fallon - aka James fallon the longest eyebrow boi I know ;)

Long eyebrow boi is used to define a masculine man with a feminine long brow with a manly arch

Beware of these boys as they will call you elbows - meaning Nicole who has two elbows sadly

Master Bing Bong : sends haircut pic during quarantine*

Elbows: wow!!!! That’s a long eyebrow boi 😳

Master Bing Bong: shut up elbows 😠

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bombs to the eyebrows, shrapnell to the eyelash

Comes from Hebrew.
Originally said: "ptzatzot lagabot, resissim larissim"
Bombs rimes with eyebrows and shrapnell rimes with eyelash (in Hebrew).
This phrase describes an extremely positive event or experience.

Adam: "how was the party?"
Eve: "bombs to the eyebrows, shrapnell to the eyelash!"

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Get your eyebrows moist

To wetten ones eyebrows.

It is possible to moisten ones eyebrows by dipping them in a bowl of water.

Uses in a sentence:

Present tense: The man instructed you to "Get your eyebrows moist".
Past tense: The man got his eyebrows moist".

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