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The Mill Pond was once a mote surrounding Pembroke Castle, Pembroke. If the Mill Pond had eyes it would most definitely have some stories to tell. Mostly of the residents of Pembroke and their inability to keep their sexual encounters behind closed doors. Monktoners are also known for being caught dogging in the Mill Pond alleyways and public toilets after a raging night in Pembroke's very own nightclub 'paddles'. The Mill Pond is also the main habitat in Pembroke for Swans, Ducks and Seagulls. If a Swan is seen on the Mill Bridge, it is advised to swiftly pick it up and chuck it back into the dirty, brown, milky waters where it could potentially drown from being caught on an underwater somefield trolly placed there by the artistic people of Pembroke and Monkton.
The mill pond once became famous for being the center storyline for 'Holly and The Mill Pond' an epic video game adventure which is ultimately to hardest game ever as you can never win. God himself guest stars in this game. 'Holly and The Mill Pond' grossed poorly in games sales, but shot up in the charts with the epic 'Journey' song from the Soundtrack, available on Sony Records.
Dude, wanna go to the mill pond after paddles and eat our Mr Wongs chinese?
Yes man, i'll bring that chick i've been dying to rag down there cause i'm to cheap and skanky to do it in my own home.
Wanna go home and play 'Holly and The Milll Pond' after we fed the swans?
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= Pills
Rhyming slang for disco biscuits, after the techno DJ.
"Did you score any Jeff Mills?"
"I tried to, but it all went a bit Pete Tong."
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The act of having sexual intercourse with the stump(s) of an amputee.
Oh man, do you see that paraplegic chick at the bar? I want to Heather Mills her all night long. Look at how perfectly formed those stumps are.
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Master of cracking necks, gingerbread lattes, kinky fetishes, big black fingers, pants, nature centers, noses, a cradle of cats, foul shots, failures at knitting, garbage disposal, texting machine, konstantine, bagpipes, man thongs, and good kisses. And llamas.
Girl: ohMYgod, is that a b mills over there??!!
Reply: um no, b mills is oneuvakinda.
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"We're running a little low on marijuana. Let's go down to Browns Mills; I'm sure someone over there can hook us up."
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A town 10 minutes north of San Francisco. Downtown is the best place to go: window shopping is amazing, lots of weird little shops, Old Mill Park and the Depot are usually pretty crowded. Police-people are kind of grumpy, probably because they never get to do anything, because nothing happens in Mill Valley. You can tell the small population of tourists apart by seeing what they're wearing: during summer, tourists wear shorts and tank-tops and shiver their @#!*% off, while locals wear sweatshirts and jeans and Uggs. Winter: tourists are more likely to blend in with the warm clothing. Our summer is fall, not June-August. Lots of dogs. A lot of smokers too, but lots of non-smoking areas. Weed is smoked a lot behind the Safeway. Starbucks is better than Peet's Coffee.
Mill Valley is like a smaller, less insane San Francisco, except not really.
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People who show up at parties just to take pictures, selfies. People who only want credit for being at a party and post pictures on social media.
"She just Olan Mills that party"
"They be Olan Milling it on facebook"
"There go that Olan Mills contribution"
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