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The best, sexiest, hottest, funniest, most talented actor on the face of the earth. One of the only men that I can think of who you couldn't make ugly if you tired. And also one of the only men who looks fine in eyeliner!
"I'm going to smoke this cigarette, and then I'm going to buy another pack and smoke the shit out of that one."
Johnny Depp, Secret Window
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A legendary country/rock and roll musician, born in Arkansas, who enjoyed the peak of his popularity in the 60s. Recently portrayed in the Oscar winning film Walk the Line by Joaquin Phoenix, Cash was nicknamed "The Man in Black." He is arguably most famous for his song "Folsom Prison Blues," describing the hardships of residing in a prison located so close to a railroad track. He is one of three men to have the honor to be inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame, the Country Music Hall of Fame, and the Songwriters Hall of Fame. In short, JC is the balls, and we will all miss him dearly.
I just listened to Johnny Cash's Ring of Fire and jizzed myself out of pure excitement.
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A legendary Chicago boy who keeps blessing everyone with his insane talent and stunning visuals.
NCTzen #1: Oh my god did you see Seo Johnny?!
NCTzen #2: Wow he's so talented I'm bald!
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A nutbuster.
There is no wonder from where Cassie Cage inherited this nutbusting x-ray move...Well,surely from Johnny Cage's nutbusting finishing brutality.
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Similar to a Wet Willy except you are sticking a penis in someone's ear, not a wet finger.
Guy: Man, Frank schooled Bob by giving him a Wet Johnny!
Guy2: Is Frank gay?
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A man that has done the impossible, he lived in a poor family with his other family members working in the military hopefully gaining a dime for their efforts just to survive. Johnny dropped out of high school at the age of 15 and worked as a pizza delivery man to gain money for his poor poor family. Eventually he signed up to be a plumber, then a police man, a military veteran, then a firefighter. After that he went back to school to gain his degrees and he became a teacher. Sadly, he had cancer and lost all of his hair, his family cried over him in his "Death Bed" every day, hoping for it to be just a silly nightmare. But Johnny, survived his cancer, he became a doctor and cured cancer so no one had to experience what this chad experienced. He then got married shortly after and worked as a teacher in school, teaching kids and teens about Maths and Sex Ed. He then decided to become an astronaut and explore many planets, this man's life story shows how we should never give up even when life is hard on us.
Plus he also did all of our moms
Johnny Sins is my dad, people mistake people for being fatherless but it's because our father is working really hard guys
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