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deez nutz

a joke among internet people used to signify a persons genetalia.

Person 1: my names deez.
Person 2: deez what sir?
Person 1: deez nutz, GOTTEM.

by September 4, 2022


deez nutz

A Skill without cooldown,that can be used Either for a joke,or to Offend someone
Similar to Candice

J: "Man,these Nuts are crazy Cheap!"
A:"Deez?"
J:"Deez what?"
A:"DEEZ NUTZ BAHAHAHAH"

by pinaple on pizza sucs April 29, 2024


deez nutz

deez nutz are the nutz of deez

imagine draging deez nutz across your face

by deez ntz January 13, 2022


deez nutz

Not a reference to actual testicles, "deez nutz" is an impromptu method for derailing a conversation, and/or showing general disrespect for the topic currently being discussed. It can also be used as a response to a question to which the responder does not know the answer and wishes to be excused from interrogation.

Teacher: "Little Jimmy, can you tell me what two plus two is?"
Little Jimmy: "Yes, ma'am. Two plus two is uuuum... DEEZ NUTZ!"
*Class erupts in raucous, jovial laughter*
*Jimmy gets detention*

by dak0829 January 6, 2020


Deez Nutz

Deez Nutz is a common joke circled around tiktok in 2021, here is an example.

Hot guy: Hey, do you know how Candice is?
Cool girl: No who is that
Hot guy: CANDEEZ NUTZ FIT IN YO MOUF???!!! 🤣🤣🤣⁉️

by sexypigeonseattoast June 3, 2021


Deez Nutz

Your cock

Can ya fit deez Nutz in ur mouth?

by Fatherless milk man June 14, 2022


DEEZ NUTZ

HA, GOTTEM

HAVE YOU HEARD OF D?
DEEZ NUTZ
DEFINITION:LIGMA BALLS BITCH

by I am Asian, you disappoint December 16, 2021