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Oatmeal before it is microwaved, and simply has dry oatmeal and milk/ water in the bowl.
"I mean you could also say moist oatmeal is just cereal, but last time i heard cereal isn't supposed to be microwaved"
"what the fuck"
A girl or guy who isn't fat, but a little bit chubby. Usually a healthy appearance that is attractive.
Damn.... that girl is Thick As Oatmeal.
Whilst eating pussy you suddenly realize she has her period resulting in throwing up in the pussy and then going in for round 2
Dude, I had the best strawberry oatmeal last night...
When a couple pisses, cums, and shits in a bowl, then mixes it to the consistency of oatmeal. One then drinks from the bowl, and they start making out with tongue.
Dude 1: My girlfriend wanted to oatmeal kiss last night.
Dude 2: Lucky motherfucker
I hate to be the one to ask, but what the fuck is oatmeal?
someone who is so stupid you start to wonder if their brain is full of oatmeal
person 1-Maybeinsert conspiracy theory actually is true
person 2-no that's just stupid
person 1-omg what do you know?!
person 2-fucking Oatmeal people...
Describing the resemblance of what a woman of color’s stomach may look like after pregnancy.
“Man I can tell she just had a baby. I saw she had an oatmeal pie when she took her shirt off.”