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Oliver is a dumb little college bitch who didn't watch Scooby-Doo. Considered the odd one out even amongst homeschoolers, meeting an Oliver will almost always be the most uncomfortable feeling you've ever had. He's usually the tallass ginger that falls asleep in class, and passes with C's. He's generally socially irrelevant and is useless at parties. Probably has war stories about gay boy scouts, or something weird like that.
College Chad 1: Bro, did you see Oliver walk into class 30 minutes late? lmao
College Chad 2: No, I actually didn't.
College Chad 3: Yoooo, that dude? I ate hot dogs with him in Boy Scouts.
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Oliver is a fat soccer player who isn't funny at all. He hates black people and he has no friends. He is shit at basketball and he is fat. Also he is fat and fat and his belly touches the floor when he walks. He wakes up on both sides of the bed. he weighs 400 kilos and has a tiny dick. He is everyone's bitch and he sucks everyone's dick
Jack: You know oliver?
Jake: Yeah he's my bitch
Jack: Me Too!
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Fucking Batty boi and is also Sultan’s bitch and is very FAT not PHATT.
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Oliver a very special type of species, he likes to hang around and watch turtleporn and bdsm. if he's lucky he might have penis, but if he has a penis it is typically very very small.
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"Mascot" for Martini drinkers. Had quite possibly the funniest elimination on most extreme elimination challenge ever, during Sinkers and Floaters. Lost her pimento on "The Impassable Stones of Mount McKidney".
There she goes! Losing her Pimento!
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He is a knuckle-headed,bitchy type of person. His voice is very annoying,and screechy.
Yo,Oliver is so annoying.He is always screaming!
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