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Oliver is a fat soccer player who isn't funny at all. He hates black people and he has no friends. He is shit at basketball and he is fat. Also he is fat and fat and his belly touches the floor when he walks. He wakes up on both sides of the bed. he weighs 400 kilos and has a tiny dick. He is everyone's bitch and he sucks everyone's dick
Jack: You know oliver?
Jake: Yeah he's my bitch
Jack: Me Too!
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Fucking Batty boi and is also Sultan’s bitch and is very FAT not PHATT.
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Oliv, someone who can't control themselves. They are crazier than a cat lady. They are often scared of closed doors and love touching and biting people butts, they also have slime fetishes and sometimes give wet willlies. Her looks can be deceiving because although she may look cute and cuddly if you get close you will regret it. She's got a good nose though.
OMG I wasn't expecting her to be an Oliv, she looks so cute
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"knock knock"
"who's there"
"Olive"
"Olive who"
"Olive you"
Olive... ^^
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Oliver a very special type of species, he likes to hang around and watch turtleporn and bdsm. if he's lucky he might have penis, but if he has a penis it is typically very very small.
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"Mascot" for Martini drinkers. Had quite possibly the funniest elimination on most extreme elimination challenge ever, during Sinkers and Floaters. Lost her pimento on "The Impassable Stones of Mount McKidney".
There she goes! Losing her Pimento!
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