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A man who dosent have a dick, he checks everyday under his waist if he grew a dick or not
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When someone makes plans, hypes them up and ditches last second, leaving everyone clueless
OMAR : Yo guys lets go clubbing
EVERYONE : LETS DO IT!
everyone is standing at the doorstep of the club
OMAR calls : sorry guys im going to sleep with my bottle of wiskey
EVERYONE : Hes pulling off an omar again -.-
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When you are getting head and another dude come’s in and sucks your balls.
You want to do a dirty Omar and Emilis?
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A curious journey towards love fostered by distance, age, experience, religion, and background. Often found sitting on benches in front of grocery facilities- drinking Arnold Palmers, questioning the existences of life and time. Their vitality teeters on the edge of reality. Periodically drifting in and out of waking life to endure the pains of longing.
They are dating at the hardest possible times in our lives. They are too in love, but would prefer to be dating Candy Crowley or Larry King. They're into hummus, scrabble, and tongue fives- they have such Gay and Omar essence! Obama 08!
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During the Egyptian revolution of 25th January, places like Tahrir Square, Suez and KFC, and names like Wael Ghonim, Omar Suleiman and Hosni Mubarak have grabbed the attention of the world. But just hours after the Egyptian people toppled their regime, the focus had switched to a single person - the ‘guy behind Omar Suleiman'
Some say this man participated in three past wars and died twice before. Some say he is the Intelligence commander in the former Soviet Union. Some say after the fame of the guy behind Omar Suleiman, Omar Suleiman decided to change his name to become the guy in front of the guy behind Omar Suleiman.
All we know is that he is a strong, honored, trustworthy, amazing, feared, awesome, respected, cool guy.
A guy sees Omar Suleiman walking in the street.
Guy: I wish I was cool enough to have The Guy Behind Omar Suleiman stand behind me.
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It is the left testicle of stand user "Saifullah Omar" also known as Negroanaldestroyer42069.
He was a greek god in 300 BC, everyone favoured and admired him for his determination to find qwertacos Q right testicle, which was located in the sex dungeon of Negro fallis (pronounced - knee-grow phalis). Lasagner and sussy accompanied him on his mission to find previously mentioned testicle, but then get booty fucked by 29 autistic monkeys.
saifullah omars left nutsack is so deliciouse
Two omars facing eachother basicly means two retards facing eachother.
It happens When omar look into a mirror to see what color it is💀then he Discovers another person (himself)
Then he tries to talk with him which resolve to an endless stupid line of thoughts
In five words it means
Source of infinite amount stupidity
Something in the bathroom : Maaehhh
Ismail: is that a goat???
Simon: might be ??
Morgan Freeman: no..In fact what is occurring in the bathroom is the rare Occasion of Two omars facing eachother