donkey blessed

Having a large penis.

Steve: "Ahh that Hugo is donkey blessed!"

compounded blessings

Blessings that multiply and increase with the natural order of nature. (similar to compounded interest at a bank)

God has blessed me with compounded blessings. I have beautiful children and they have beautiful children, etc. I have a great job and from that job came other opportunities. I planted one rose bush and from there sprung other gorgeous plants.

No Bi Blessing

Similar to no homo and No Hetero™, but used when a bisexual person aims to compliment someone’s look with making sure that it suggests no sexual interest in them, so that it was merely a blessing. Can be used on any gender with slipping "No Bi though" at the end of the sentence, to indicate that the complimenter seeks for nothing else to be slipped in. With proper use, it is clear that the admiration is deliberately intended from the Friendzone.

1 - Proper use
Bisexual complimenter: wow guys you are looking awesome!
Receivers: thanks friend for the No Bi Blessing, we're aiming to be the best dressed couple here

2 - Incorrect use (sexual use corrupts meaning)
Bisexual complimenter: you guys have the best butts here, I'd smash! No Bi though
Receivers: oh finally, we've always wanted to have a threesome with you!

blessed dome

Sucking someone off. Blow job

"Ah shit dude! She gives blessed dome!"

bless up

When you running red lights with the bois like bad asses

Phil ay Alec watch this bless up ... runs red like gets away like a bad ass

Mad blessings

Mad Blessings mostly used in salutations of letters but can be used in everyday language.

Meant to wish someone good luck or many blessings in whatever they choose positive in life.

Friend1:I'm leaving for LA tomorrow to be a star.

Friend2: Mad blessings to ya and be safe!

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booty blessed

When the ass is so big, it HAS to be from God himself

Damn! Did you see Kaitlynn today? She's booty blessed!!!!

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