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The Ten Pint Time Machine is an amazing yet little understood phenomenon which enables men in their later years in pubs to appear attractive to the younger ladies. In some cases, especially at weddings, it also enables them to dance like famous film stars which makes them look incredibly sexy and impressive to any of the younger ladies present, especially the bridesmaids. To achieve this remarkable effect all they need to do is merely drink at least ten pints of beer. Less if they are a lightweight.
Oh dear, old Dave was fully on board the Ten Pint Time Machine the other night at the pub. Trying to chat up that barmaid and impress her with his dancing until he got his feet tangled up and fell flat on his face!
Guinness - A great beer according to the strait community, slang term amoung homesexuals for sperm.
Pint O' Guinness - Term used by homesexuals for guzzling sperm.
He drank my entire Pint O' Guinness
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1/2 Lagar
1/2 Smirnoff Ice
and a shot of Vodka.
Downed in 1.
Turbo shandy but better.
Man 1: Want a Fuck You Up Pint?
Man 2: Hell yeah, i wanna get fucked up.
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A way of saying you have no friends.
Not everyone is obessed with away fans pint and stuff lmao
did you hear what happened to joe
I know he's a fucking hero no man, woman, pint or lorry can defeat him.
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An opportunely discovered unfinished and unattended glass of beer or cider which is swiftly acquired and consumed by the seeker of such mystery pints. Often these can be found in Wetherspoons or other watering holes close to the closing hour.
The risk of being caught and/or health consequences of finishing strangers’ potentially adulterated drinks in a pub is the crux of the ‘mystery’ of this money-saving technique and conducive to the thrill and excitement of stumbling upon a holy-grail of fermented grains.
A: “Good time at the pub last night?”
B: “Clocked in a solid shift. Might have had a couple dodgy mystery pints, though”
- a half pint
- someone who isn’t able to have a full pint
- a pussy who likes to think they can drink with the lads
- puts their dick in the glass after
Oi, I’m not able to have a full one, grab me a pussy pint