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A goal or object that looked really desirable from a distance, but not worth the cost close up. From grapes that looked good on the vine , but proved rotten when eaten-ed. The opposite of sour grapes.
How's the new computer? Rotten grapes, and it's going back.
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Word equation for rape. Grape minus G is equal to rape.
Sandy: When you go to Japan, don't get Grape-G'd
Tracy: What?
Sandy: Raped. Do the math.
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A veiny hemmorhoid that has swelled to infection, and looks like a hanging grape on a deciduous and woody vine.
Frank: Hey Steve, we saved you a seat, sit down.
Steve: I would Frank, but I'm afraid I'd bust my Butt Grape.
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When you put your testicles between a woman's ass cheeks and she clenches them until they pop
Hey baby, I want a grape sandwich. Ow my balls!
A friend among your circle who is slower than everyone else like Arnie in the movie What’s Eating Gilbert Grape.
Chris never gets the joke. He’s a grape child.
This is used in context of "he wouldn't bust a grape" as in he won't do shit. It's like saying someone wouldn't harm a fly as opposed to busting a cap, the sucka wouldn't bust a grape. Get it right youngsters.
That fool was talking about busting caps but he won't bust a grape!
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The best game for the iPod Touch/iPhone. It has a really awesome theme song.
"Hey, I'm looking for some cool apps for my new iTouch. Any suggestions?"
"Yeah. Grapes on a plate!"