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1)Playing online games, while downloading porn simultaneously
2)When a younger/older sibling is downloading porn while you are enagaged in online gaming
"ahhh FUCK porn lag...Em stop downloading porn"
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when you fall asleep with a dvd on and wake up to the sound of its menu or special features
guy 1- dude you looke horrible
guy 2- i know i woke up from dvd lag last night and i couldnt get back to sleep
when talking to someone online has delayed replies resulting in frustration.
#1
Joe: "man, the chick i like has major convo lag tonight."
Jim: "she doesn't like you then, sucks to be you joe."
#2
Frank: "what's with the convo lag tonight man"
Bob: "sorry looking at porn and playing WOW"
When a game lags, but the playable character goes normal speed, making the game incredibly easy.
John: Man, the final world in Super Mario Bros. is hard!
Max: I wouldn't know. I won using a lag paradox.
When you get used to a stupid sleeping routine, ie going to sleep at 4 am and waking at noon and you have to wake up at a reasonable time to travel or to work. Similar to jet lag
I felt so bad coming to school today because of the holiday lag
Someone who is playing a game online, either via console or pc, who has a crappy internet connection and or is downloading a huge file, that lags up a game, making everybody lag, therefore RUINING the game.
"What the hell! that guy is disappearing and appearing , I can't shoot him!, What a lag munch!"
An inexplicable death occurring during a heavily lagging multiplayer game.
The effected player may have full health/shields and/or be completely isolated from any percievable threat; such as, but not limited to, enemy players.
Player 1: Why the fuck did I die!? I had full shields and there's noone near me! Mcsnazzy498 killed me? Where the fuck is he!
Player 2: Shit! People are glitching left and right! This is so laggy!
Player 3: How am I supposed to kill anyone when we're all Lag-Dying?
Player 1: Fuck this game, I'm leaving.