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moon wand

a lingering fart

Erin, did you leave a moon wand in my car?

by LoughHicks. December 2, 2010


nature’s wand

Such phrases implies the penis

Sarah was able to make a child by Dave’s life-giving nature’s wand.

by Peanutting the nut May 29, 2024


wand of magic missile

The name of a penis of a nerdy friend.

Wait is that a wand of magic missile in your pocket or is that a pencil.”

by Dune_fucker May 1, 2018


landon the wand

a person named Landon who has a wand and a wand and a wand and a wand. we could assume that Landon has a wand

-Landon has a wand
-ok- landon the wand

by estoy fukin him October 4, 2023


rug wand

A clit so long, you can see it through the thickest bush

When i took her home last night she surprised me with a rug wand

by thebloodytoot January 17, 2016


Wand of Orcus

A giant penis that brings about someone's destruction.

He used the Wand of Orcus and she will never be the same.

by Wicket24 September 13, 2021


eskimo wand

When you poop in a condom, then tie it off and freeze it turning it into a delightful frozen turd dildo.

I heard Tracy got a frosty orgasm from her Eskimo wand Dave made her for Valentine's Day.

by Emtrondon December 10, 2016