Tim

Shitty, angry and doesn't give a fuck. Has problems with trust and never feels sad. Hates anyone like him and laughs at them constantly. When he feels loved, he gets all coward-like or lets the person make the decisions. If you leave him or he leaves you, he instantly doesn't remember you and moves on. Loves anything that is violent or really loud. A bad influence and cusses at everything. No stranger to danger.

Wtf is Tim doing

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Tim

A fag boy. over 6 feet tall, with SHORT hair. Is also quite bad at the fortnites of battles in royale.

tim: "you bad at nut"
other: "not at bad as you"

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Tim

A creature from Wisconsin who likes banging Pete the Pioneer at UW-Platteville and also loves mexican food. Will get a raw penis from having too much sex and will constantly making chirping noises. Likes to be fed like a baby robin, if you chew your food up he will gladly let you insert into mouth. Loves stadium country music that features a bunch of metrosexuals who have never worked a hard days work in their life. Someday when he is older, he will get hit by a boulder, and the seagulls will poke his knees. Answers to the name "Whiskers" and will talk in the third person as such. Wonderful broad.

Man, I wish Tim liked the birds of America.

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Tim

another word for maijurana. to smoke marijuana.

"I think I'm going to go talk to Tim."
"Have you talked to Tim today?"

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Tim

The name Tim usually belongs to sophomores who linger on the outskirts of every social circle but are unwilling to join one because of an extreme aversion to being "labeled". Too bad the Tim's of the world fail to understand that by doing this they are labeled as one of the weird kids that somehow everyone knows.

His favorite words are probably "tubular", "gnarly", and "far out", and he claims to be able to snowboard and surf. He uses an inordinate amount of hair gel and dreams of having dreads. He wants the world to be exactly like Lennon's "Imagine" but he's just a dreamer without a plan.

Person A: Hey, have you seen Tim today?
Person B: Who's Tim?

OR

Person A: I heard Tim has a TronMaster.
Person B: No, she fired him long ago. He epically FAILED, man.

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tim-tim land

It is the land of the Legedary Tim-Tims. They are the ultimate lax bros and they march the best instrument there is, the alto saxaphone, but mostly it is a place where people go when they are high.

Guy 1: " Bro I went to Tim-Tim land last night! "
Guy 2: " wicked bro! "

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tim

The unfortunate event that delays the end of the work day by at least 1 hour.

I walked by almost un-noticed, but then I got timmed and had to stay until 7 p.m.

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