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The sentence used to describe personality tropes for Hannibal Lecter.
Claude: Welcome back to this episode of She’s eating me because she loves me
if a person has a girlfriend, it doesn't mean that you don't have a chance with them.
"marry him"
"he has a girlfriend"
"just because there's a goalie doesn't mean you can't score"
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The best thing ever said. EVER.
no srsly
Guy "yo yo yo rock sucks because it ain't gangsta like us"
Me "Ummm...... okay".
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The inability to accept the inevitable or obvious after an event has already happened.
Boss: You're fired!
Loser: You can't fire me, because I QUIT!
Boss: I don't know what you're quitting- I already fired you.
Loser: I QUIT, ya hear?! QUIT!!
Boss (to Secretary): Barbara, call security. We've got another case of "You can't fire me because I quit syndrome"
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What I scream at my friends
“Fuck me in the ass because I love Jesus! Fuck me jerry FUCK ME”
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See also Axie-Dugan, Shamey-Dugan, and Gold-Chainey-Dugan.
An ex-boyfriend of mine who was British, but greasy, weird and annoying. Everyone liked him solely because he was British. I too was a fool and acted like a gullible idiot and went out with him for three days.
Me: Everyone liked Everyone-Liked-Him-Because-He-Was-Britishy-Dugan because he was British.
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I thing that I scream a lot even know I’m a atheist.
Me:”FUCK ME IN THE ASS BECAUSE I LOVE JESUS”
Friends:*laugh*
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