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groin oyster

Vagina cunt mut
Descriptive adjective for a ladies nether regions. Particularly apt when said region has become slimey and smelly after a night of disco-ing.

I.e. I got a mouth full of Tinas' groin oyster last night.

by Davey Ryans June 07, 2018


California Oysters

A fancier way of saying human testicles.

My sister kicked me in the california oysters.

by TitaniumTesticle June 13, 2021


oyster flu

when you get bad breath from going down on a not so clean women

DAmn!! you breath stinks.... really, I think I have a case of the "oyster flu" I went down an a chick that wasn't so clean last night.

by 1 slice November 01, 2017


oyster pancake

What is created when your balls slap a girls vagina while you are fucking her analy.

Dude, I got to make some oyster pancakes last night going balls deep on some chick.

by Blam420 September 17, 2013


Belly oyster

When the male ejaculates sperm into the women's belly button, then sucks the pecker snot out of the belly button as if they were sucking oysters out of their shell

Aww babe let me take a belly oyster shot off of ya

My ex girlfriend always made me swallow my belly oyster .

by FickyRerguson@lds.org June 15, 2017


Oyster Roast

a social gathering of many whores.

I can't wait to use my knife to pry open some oysters at the oyster roast tomorrow night!

by Mr. Tall Nut aka Nuttall February 11, 2012


purple oyster

When your partner fucks you agressivly over a long period of time and the majority of your blood flow around your vaginal lips become purple in color and dry.

"Oh Shit! You're giving me a purple oyster!"

by KKK Comander April 17, 2017