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1. Gold Medal winning beach volleyball player in the 2008 summer olympics.
2. To cockblock the shit out of someone. I.E. to prevent someone from getting with a girl.
1. Damn Phil Dalhausser can jump.
2. Damn Max just got the shit Phil Dalhausser'd out of him last night by Joe.
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A pun intended for a friend or family member named 'Phil'
"Hey Phil, What have you been up to?"
"Not much. I finally asked my crush out."
"Did it Phil Good to do?"
"You're dumb jaja"
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The phrase uttered in many fast food outlets when something goes miserably wrong, regardless of whether anyone called Phil actually works there. However, due to the fact that it is a common name, chances are you will always have a Phil to blame it on!
Martin: Who dropped all this shit on the floor?
Steve (loudly): Fuckin' Phil!!!
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will smiths uncle. he's cool. you remember on that episode of Family Matters...during the credits they did this little joke piece...Carl was sitting on the couch and Ritchie and a friend made like a bet...and then one of the two looks at carl and says something like.."you're right, he does look alot like uncle phil," and right away uncle phil opens the front door and kinda looks like he's thinking "what the hell is going on here?" And then Carl gets up and just starts laughing his ass off, and then they hug.
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a fat bald guy who thinks he knows everything and makes up really wierd metaphors that are connected to farm life
someone who should be put off the air and sent back to milking cows on the Texas ranch
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The last gasp before the death of talk radio.
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A majestic creature, dwelling around the public school system... can always be found lurking in the back of nice photos looking seedy
WTF are you doing seedy phil!
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