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Excuse me fine people, but I must run, I have Paki's Toe. The motherfucker's about to pop his whole head out. (ie I have chronic diarrhoea)
A dark skinned foreign gentleman/lady who won't eat other meat just chicken
My friend is a chicken paki
paki
when you are fucking a white girl from behind and you fake the cum. you spit on her asshole so she thinks you came. but you really cum in your hand and when she turns around to tell you how much she loves you, you splatter the jism on her forehead. precisely between her eyes, just like a paki dot. top it off with "were married bitch"
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1-Getting curry spilled on you
2-Getting a gf/bf from middle eastern origins
3-To be blown up by union carbide
1- -Andy: You smell curry Tom...what have you been doing?
-Tom: Darn, I just got pakied.
2- Andy: Did you know that Jane got pakied yesterday?
Tom: Oh lord, ugly brownskins.
3- Andy: oh dear, there seem to be flying corpses in the air, it must be that union carbide again :(
Tom: Silly workers just got pakied.
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An act that would only be acceptable in a country inhabited by pakis, and inconceivable in any country with any form of sensible enforced laws, rules and regulations.
Oh my god, look at this idiot driving this truck, its overloaded to hell and on two wheels. Thats paki as fuck!
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Smaller than a Chinese Lund very slim and tapered
Paki assworm is a small muzloid pecker which is used for grooming little children.
The 3 inch paki assworm is also used on their infant sisters.
“Pull your Paki assworm out your sister you bhenchod”
It is designed small to fit in an ass that way their sisters remained unspoiled for marriage.
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A term used for your penis when it is exposed to cold conditions. This is due to the temporarily small size which your penis adopts
Guy1: "Jesus the sea is freezing"
Guy2: "Tell me about it i just got Paki Dick!"
Guy1: "Better go warm up before it becomes permanent!"
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