Baby paps

Caps, especially precussion caps for priming one's gat (gun). Originated in Cockney rhyming slang.

I gots de baby paps in me Charley Prescott (vest).

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Shoosh Pap

1. To shut up your paparazzi in an annoying way.

2. To shoosh someone's pap

3. To pap someone's shoosh

Dave: I am going to shut up your paparazzi in an annoying way tomorrow morning.
John: Well I am going to shoosh your pap!
Dave: Well, that's going to be a hard shoosh pap then.

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pap shmear

a gynocological device; or a diss

a bunch got stolen from a hospital in Pittsburgh, so that is reason for a diss.

dude 1: (farts on dude's back)
dude 2: dude y you being such a pap shmear?

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pap smear

the sexual act of smearing pap (the traditional african food) onto the partners genitalia during intercourse to create justification for oral sex.

caroll paid for her annual pap smear.

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Pap-smeared

A term used when Jonathan Papelbon (Boston Red Sox) successfully completes a save or strikes out a significant batter.

1. Yankees got Pap-smeared last night, Ry, so sick.
2. (Voice of Jon Castiglione) "and the pitch...and A-Rod gets Pap-smeared!"

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pap scraping

What a female requires after there has been a lengthy amount of sexual activity without a pap smear.

Dr. Jackson: Okay, Quamilla. If you could just scootch down a little closer that'd be greeeat...oh! Oh my!

Quamilla: Doc, is they a prob all up in ma bumpin' tent?

Dr. Jackson: Oh no, everything is fine, Quamilla. Nurse Betty can you go get a rake, this one's going to need a Pap Scraping.

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Shoosh Pap

The act of Shooshing a Pap, or subsequently papping a shoosh.

My dog pooped on the floor so I rolled up a newspaper and gave him a good shoosh pap.

Get down here right now, or I'll shoosh your pap!

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