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They are Mostly toxic and are witches,
They try to change what you said in the past slightly so you don't notice and put different words in your mouth...
For example (Whoever person:i may come back home at 7 PM) (the parent when you didn't exactly come home at 7PM:YOU SAID YOU WILL COME BACK AT 7 PM)
see... they do asshole things like this.....
Also they expect the father to give the wife money all the time and none for himself, and most mothers waste it at gambling or buying stuff they don't need
Also most Asian parents are smart but messed up in the head and are crazy...
most of they have certain things that "Trigger" them, For example disagreeing with them.
When they trigger WATCH OUT! they go super crazy and will throw anything near them at you and bull charge you
(For example they will throw a cement saw if one is near them)
they will only stop if you force them too but be carfull not to give them bruises.... if you do they will show it off at work or something and make you look like a crazy asshole...
That reminds me! 98% of Asian parents are hypocrites.....
For example (You: Imagine you play games 3 hours a day) (Asian parents:STOP PLAYING GAMES ALL DAY) now you may think this is normal but in most cases when an Asian parents say that they are mostly "Watching TV all day and just sleeping "......
Also Asian parents are crazy and if they say "PRACTICE PIANO" you have to do it and get good at it..
also most of them are manipulative son of a bitches...
Most Asian Parents are toxic hateful witches
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When parents treat you like a toddler who is incapable of picking out their logical inconsistencies and so instead of coming off as wise caring parents they just look like hypocritical buffoons that actually have very little regard for you.
Teenager 1: "My parents didn't wake me up on time because they slept in then blamed me for sleeping in."
Teenager 2: "Classic case of parental hypocrisy."
Get a lot of bad attention/in trouble from your parents
"guys brb my i got huge parent aggro here"
Asian Americans born to a traditional Asian family have it difficult. Although they are exposed to freedom of speech, freedom to choose and well freedom to everything, they cannot exercise their freedom to their full extent.
It is difficult for Asian American children to see their peers having the liberty to choose a college fit for their personality, or fit for their own career goals and at the same time having their parents supporting them.
Restrictions are not only placed on academics but also on their child's personal life. Asian parents wish to control every aspect of their child's life. The reasoning behind this maybe because they want their child to do better than everyone else. However, they do not realise that to do better than everyone else does not mean that they will be happy. To asian parents, happiness can only be achieved by satisfying conditions like a to-do list. *check examples below*. One can understand that they have more experience than a child has, but that does not mean they can push the children through a "short cut" in life and not allow the child to experience the same mistakes and the same problems their parents went through.
To-do list for happiness according to asian parents.
1) Go to a good college
2) Get married
3) Good self image
etc.
of course these to-do lists have sub-to-do lists.
1) Go to a good college
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a) go to a good high school
b) get good grades
c) do an insane amount of extra curricular activities
etc.
2) Get married
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a) conditions for a perfect partner
-has to be asian
-has to have good job
-has to have parents who have respectable jobs
etc.
b) parents approve this person (or preferably, pick this person)
c) no dating basically - since you only date for a reason - which is to get married - therefore people who do not fit the asian parents' requirements are a waste of time.
etc.
3) Good image
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a) no back-chatting parents
b) over look personal problems instead of working them out.
c) don't do things that do not benefit this list. ie. going on the computer for non-work-related things or watch tv.
etc.
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(This applies to a majority of asian kids in the US) The reason Asian kids in are very depressed, here are the charateristics of them:
1. THEY ARE OBSESSIVE ABOUT YOUR GRADES. They want you to go to a good college like a UC or Harvard and stuff and get tons of scholarships and be rich lawyer or doctor. Here are grade when it comes to asian parents:
A - Asian standard, the only acceptable grade.
B - Bad
C - Catastrophe
D - Death
F - F***'d
Tip- DO NOT tell them you have a bad grade when they are in the kitchen! Most of my fellow asians in my town keep shoes near the kitchen area, if you tell an asian parent you bad grade in the kitchen you could get shoes thrown at you, you could get maimed by utensils and if they are near the knifes you are just plain screwed.
2.THEY ARE CONTROLLING.
Who you are, what you wear, what you do- it's all up to them
3. THEY THINK ANYTHING YOU DO ASIDE FORM STUDYING IS A WASTE OF TIME.
4. THEY ARE ABUSIVE.
It's simple, you don't meet up to their standards they have no problem in getting rid of you.
5. Rice. And fish.
6. If you have many possessions they will take them away. If you don't they will just take away your dignity.
Asian kid: I got a freakin B on the test! I'm dead!
Friend who got an A and doesn't have Asian Parents: Listen! You can switch tests with me! It's a scantron! They will never know!
Asian kid: We can't, they will find out somehow! I'm screwed either way!
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1. A name given to a parent that doesn't care about his child anymore.
2. An asshole.
3. A man that looks like Danny (tourettes)
1. Stupid ex parent wouldn't let me go out next weekend!
2. "Fuck you kid; you're a dick!" "Shut the hell up, ex parent!"
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Stuff parents, schools, and retards put on computers to block most bad websites. Sometimes it just blocks out porn and drug websites, but other times it blocks EVERY FUCKING WEBSITE such as Youtube, Agar.io, and any fun social media site.
Only retards use parental controls.
I want to bust a huge nut but my school has extremely strict parental controls
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