Kai Patel

A kai is like a fish you should kill it - when they’re out and about they’re mistaken for being gender fluid but they’re ragingly into fucking bees

boy 1. who’s that person fucking a bee and shouting kill all men
boy 2: that’s kai patel

hasim Patel

A nice but shallow and quiet person. Don’t mess with hasim as his friends will shield him. Don’t mess with hasim as he will haunt you and find you. DON’T mess with hasim because he is sly and will pounce when you least expect

Hasim Patel is a secret sly spy

Jay Patel

Vote for Jay Patel

Guy 1: Hey who did you vote for?
Guy 2: Jay Patel
Guy 3: Oh same

Patelling

is when you take photos of others answers and copy it.

Stop patelling my notes man!

Yug Patel

A human calculator

Look It's yug patel!

Matthew Patel

THE BEST MAN TO EXIST ON THIS GOD FORSAKEN EARTH
IF YOU WANT FIGHT ME‼️‼️🗣🙏
HA! UR NOT THE BRIGHTEST🗣🙏

Person one: Hear me out...Matthew patel-
Person two: NO.

matthew patel

THE MOST BEST MAN ON EARTJ

Person 1: Matthew Patel is so fucking hot

Person 2: what.