Peanut butter soldier

Scott B. Gaston

YO you peanut butter soldier why are you wearing your turfs at a party, again?

Peanut Butter soldier your kisses are like my scooby snacks

Peanut Butter Solider you just broke your ankle playing baseketball?!

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Peanut Butter Session

The act of spreading peanut butter across one's genitals so that a dog may lick it off and simultaneously create sensation and arousal.

My roommates weren't home the other day so I took the opportunity to have a peanut butter session with Rufus.

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Peanut butter Waffle

The act of spreading peanut butter on the male genitilia before jizzing and stuffing it in a toaster, therefor short-circuiting the toaster and giving a massive orgasm.

John did a Peanut utter waffle on power level 10 and killed himself.

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Peanut butter pussy

A brown, smooth and easy to spread pussy.

I'm gonna get me some peanut butter pussy tonight!

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Peanut Butter Jelly

IT'S PEANUT BUTTA JELLY TIME! IT'S PEANUT BUTTA JELLY TIME! IT'S PEANUT BUTTA JELLY TIME! IT'S PEANUT BUTTA JELLY TIME!x

IT'S PEANUT BUTTA JELLY TIME! IT'S PEANUT BUTTA JELLY TIME! IT'S PEANUT BUTTA JELLY TIME! IT'S PEANUT BUTTA JELLY TIME! IT'S PEANUT BUTTA JELLY TIME! x

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Peanut Butter Butt

1.Is the result of a combination of a moist sticky poop that is pinched off too early and a poorly wipped ass. This can lead to dingleberries,klingons and most definately skid marks. Is most commonly found in males.
2. The feeling that you can't wipe your ass clean.

1. I had Peanut Butter Butt after the Indian food so now I have skid marks.

2. No matter how many times I wipe I still fell like I have peanut butter butt.

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peanut butter bowling

a game usually played in a narrow college dorm hallway with the door/wall at the end of the hallway. One or many people stand in the crowded end of the hall, while the other person throws an open jar of peanut butter (room temperature) at them. the person who gets hit by the peanut butter jar gets to throw the next jar of peanut butter at them. Using glass containers of peanut butter is also an option. Hotty Toddy! kincannon 3rd floor 2004

Person 1: "I nailed you that time we played peanut butter bowling!"

Person 2: "I don't mind the pain that much, I just don't like getting so messy!"

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